Form: Humor

  • It’s an intellectual form of humor. You won’t get it. It’s ok. Move along. 😉

    It’s an intellectual form of humor. You won’t get it. It’s ok. Move along. 😉


    Source date (UTC): 2020-03-20 21:38:39 UTC

    Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1241116972030529538

    Reply addressees: @noduckie4u

    Replying to: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1241098495521476608

  • I’m gonna need a Judge Dredd uniform soon

    I’m gonna need a Judge Dredd uniform soon.


    Source date (UTC): 2020-03-17 15:02:09 UTC

    Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1239930026549805056

  • No I”m going to have premarital sex with you, after I pray to the gods to delive

    No I”m going to have premarital sex with you, after I pray to the gods to deliver us better women worthy of us. 😉


    Source date (UTC): 2020-03-13 00:10:46 UTC

    Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1238256148186349574

    Reply addressees: @DJdiggydoc @caerwyn45

    Replying to: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1238254776527265792

  • You gotta get into the spirit of things and piss gasoline on the fires of insani

    You gotta get into the spirit of things and piss gasoline on the fires of insanity and revel in the wonder of it!!!!


    Source date (UTC): 2020-03-12 23:48:45 UTC

    Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1238250607959515136

    Reply addressees: @EricLiford

    Replying to: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1238243252928733185

  • It was like watching the Wizard of Oz.. Bernie needs a new heart Biden needs a b

    It was like watching the Wizard of Oz..

    Bernie needs a new heart

    Biden needs a brain

    Buttigeig needs courage

    Bloomberg is the Wizard telling people not to look behind the curtain

    Klobuchar is Dorothy…just can’t wait to get home…

    The moderators are the flying monkeys ….

    And Warren is the witch that got flattened by the house


    Source date (UTC): 2020-02-26 05:12:00 UTC

  • (Humor.) “Mansplaining and Womansplaining”

    (Humor.) Re: “Mansplaining and Womansplaining” Yeah. I’m a little done with womansplaining as well. Mansplaining is merely useless – it won’t accomplish anything even if it should. Womansplaining is useless and false – but often succeeds even though it shouldn’t. 😉 Let’s compare them: Womansplaining: “There is no bell curve. Everyone is equal. Everyone has equal potential. And everyone that’s unsuccessful is inhibited by others’ bias or malice.” In other words, “I want my dead weight offspring to have a chance at achieving devolutionary and undeserving equality with his or her genetic superiors.” Short term, female, empathetic, feels. Mansplaining:“There is always a bell curve – and a third of people are dead weight, and its genetic, and women decide who they mate with – so it’s their fault.” In other words, “I want my tribe to be free of dead weight offspring so we have a chance at achieving at defeating competing tribes who seek to defeat our genes.” Long term, male, analytic, reals. That’s the net of it. Understand the speaker’s bias, and you understand his brain structure and you understand his reproductive strategy – and that none of that is under his cognitive control and everything he (or she) says is just the persona-puppet following instructions of one’s genes. Really. That’s the entirety of the left (Female cognitive bias) right (male cognitive bias)

  • (Humor.) “Mansplaining and Womansplaining”

    (Humor.) Re: “Mansplaining and Womansplaining” Yeah. I’m a little done with womansplaining as well. Mansplaining is merely useless – it won’t accomplish anything even if it should. Womansplaining is useless and false – but often succeeds even though it shouldn’t. 😉 Let’s compare them: Womansplaining: “There is no bell curve. Everyone is equal. Everyone has equal potential. And everyone that’s unsuccessful is inhibited by others’ bias or malice.” In other words, “I want my dead weight offspring to have a chance at achieving devolutionary and undeserving equality with his or her genetic superiors.” Short term, female, empathetic, feels. Mansplaining:“There is always a bell curve – and a third of people are dead weight, and its genetic, and women decide who they mate with – so it’s their fault.” In other words, “I want my tribe to be free of dead weight offspring so we have a chance at achieving at defeating competing tribes who seek to defeat our genes.” Long term, male, analytic, reals. That’s the net of it. Understand the speaker’s bias, and you understand his brain structure and you understand his reproductive strategy – and that none of that is under his cognitive control and everything he (or she) says is just the persona-puppet following instructions of one’s genes. Really. That’s the entirety of the left (Female cognitive bias) right (male cognitive bias)

  • HUGS-E-PROCITY —“I follow the concept of ‘hugseprocity’. Your terms are too di

    HUGS-E-PROCITY

    —“I follow the concept of ‘hugseprocity’. Your terms are too divisive.”—Ariakas @Ariakvs

    Dude. I’m with you as long as everyone reciprocates. 😉

    lolz


    Source date (UTC): 2020-02-25 16:27:00 UTC

  • (humor: When taking care of my mother at home, I work, usually cross legged, wit

    (humor: When taking care of my mother at home, I work, usually cross legged, with my laptop in my lap, and wearing headphones, and a cap. The cap limits visual distractions. The headphones are to block out the f—king inane television that I hate with a passion. Now, there is this ad running right now showing a series of obese women in underwear. One of these women (a black woman) invokes my disgust response and makes me shudder, gag, and my stomach turn. So to torture me, what does the (evil) Little Old Lady do? Shout “look!” just as the scene comes on, surprising me and making me look at the TV. Which immediately causes the usual disgust response. Then she sits back in her chair, slaps the arm of he chair, and giggles for five minutes. Little old ladies. omfg. They’re terrible. lol )


    Source date (UTC): 2020-02-24 17:37:00 UTC

  • (Nurses and stewardesses seem to have a high female quotient but low crazy quoti

    (Nurses and stewardesses seem to have a high female quotient but low crazy quotient, for the same reason mothers with many children have lower crazy quotients: survival. lol )


    Source date (UTC): 2020-02-23 08:18:00 UTC