SHUTDOWN PARTY : FOOD AND BEER, WINE AND CHEESE, OR CAKE AND COFFEE?
All of the above? Yes!
Source date (UTC): 2013-10-01 03:17:00 UTC
SHUTDOWN PARTY : FOOD AND BEER, WINE AND CHEESE, OR CAKE AND COFFEE?
All of the above? Yes!
Source date (UTC): 2013-10-01 03:17:00 UTC
(Funny) HOW TO ZAP YOUR DEV TEAM
“I just told you the business requirements. I’ve told you that each of the solutions you’ve come up with satisfies the business requirements and is equally beneficial to the user. But you have to pick a solution. My only requirement is that it’s consistent. As long as its consistent, I won’t have a sales or training problem. So the only question then is the amount of work it is for you to get it done. And that’s your decision, not mine.”
Short circuit. 🙂 Sparks.
Never ceases to entertain me. 🙂 Ever. It’s like using a pen laser to tease a cat. 😉
Humans are the best toys EVER. 🙂
Source date (UTC): 2013-09-30 05:59:00 UTC
(Funny). Hadnt thought of this meme before.
Source date (UTC): 2013-09-27 04:04:00 UTC
INTERNATIONAL HUMOR
(From a Ukrainian) “Do you know how we refer to Canada? Canada is Ukraine after general house cleaning.”
I needed my inhaler I laughed so hard I almost lost consciousness.
Canada wins that migratory lottery. We get mexicans, they get Ukrainians. 🙂
Source date (UTC): 2013-09-10 10:51:00 UTC
FUNNY
QUESTION: “Curt, Why are you so dedicated to Veronika?”
ANSWER: “Well, I am very simple. I pretty much operate on loyalty as the first moral and ethical bias. And she’s amazingly similar in that respect. In fact, if I asked her to kill you, the only question she would ask me, would be where she should dump the body.”
That gets a laugh every time. Not sure how true it is. But it makes people laugh.
Really, it’s because I can’t believe any other woman would tolerate me. 🙂
Source date (UTC): 2013-09-10 10:17:00 UTC
(IRONIC HUMOR) PROPERTY RIGHTS AND TAXES AS LOANS
The exchange of free riding, fraud, theft and violence for property rights functions as an involuntary loan of the opportunity to consume by way of free riding, fraud, theft and violence, on the unproductive. In exchange for which, at some later time, they receive the service of less toil, lower prices and greater variation, and freedom from slavery.
Under democracy, the unproductive tax the income of the productive, so that the unproductive receive the same benefit as if they were productive.
The problem is that the productive need the unproductive to have money to spend, in order to maintain momentum (velocity) in the economy, from which the productive benefit.
So as long as the tax money of the productive is given to consumers, and not the government, and not to competing social interests, it’s a necessary and reasonable exchange of value – instead of a forced loan of free riding, fraud, theft and violence from the unproductive for the purpose of consumption, it’s a forced loan from the productive to the consumer.
Now, if the productive could SAVE enough that when they got off the hamster wheel of velocity, that they could maintain their standard of living, I kind of think that this system works in a sort of madcap kind of way. I don’t like it very much. Because the hamster wheel is really risky for entrepreneurs. And I don’t want to suppress the lottery effect. that drives innovation under capitalism. But it might be possible to solve the problem of rewarding entrepreneurship differently from investment and lending.
I think, if I work a little bit more at this I can explain it all in moral language that average ‘folk’ can understand. ‘Cause the language of man is morality not empiricism.
The world we have made is a hysterically funny place.
Source date (UTC): 2013-09-01 05:18:00 UTC
(HUMOR)
Two of the guys are debating some nuance of user interface and database design again that … frankly I can’t understand, ’cause it’s in passionate Russian.
Vitaly has just used his finger-gun to allegorically shoot them both.
Because this has been going on for hours. I told them “Dont ask me. It’s not a business problem. The users will not be confused either way. And my only technical requirement is that you don’t reduce our options in the future. So this isn’t my problem. It’s your problem. So solve it yourselves.”
You like how I skated on that one? Awesome technique. lol
You know, I reserve that level of passion for money and women. Next is cars, guns, war, and politics. Technology is a distant third place. I can get amused, interested or confused, but not excited about it. 🙂
I love human beings. They’re awesome.
Source date (UTC): 2013-08-29 07:15:00 UTC
http://bloom.bg/183xmjH(Adult). ECONOMIC HUMOR
What do bookstores and brothels have in common? Replacement of the brick and mortar as a distribution channel. 🙂
Humans are fascinating creatures. 🙂
Source date (UTC): 2013-08-28 13:51:00 UTC
http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2013/08/22/facebook-is-new-bouncer-at-finnegans-irish-pub-in-stockton/FB AS BOUNCER (Fun)
Source date (UTC): 2013-08-23 16:22:00 UTC
HUMOR: lowbrow
Source date (UTC): 2013-08-22 23:50:00 UTC