FUNNY QUESTION: “Curt, Why are you so dedicated to Veronika?” ANSWER: “Well, I a

FUNNY

QUESTION: “Curt, Why are you so dedicated to Veronika?”

ANSWER: “Well, I am very simple. I pretty much operate on loyalty as the first moral and ethical bias. And she’s amazingly similar in that respect. In fact, if I asked her to kill you, the only question she would ask me, would be where she should dump the body.”

That gets a laugh every time. Not sure how true it is. But it makes people laugh.

Really, it’s because I can’t believe any other woman would tolerate me. 🙂