Curt Doolittle

Form: Humor

  • SILLY: POSITIONS The entire staff is conducting a heated debate. It’s not over a

    SILLY: POSITIONS

    The entire staff is conducting a heated debate. It’s not over anything architectural. Anything algorithmic. Or about performance. Or durability. But over the icons that should represent Individual, Group, Role and Position, in our software.

    It’s absurd. But, its so funny I don’t want to stop it. So I send them a set of icons with sexual positions. And now I’m waiting to see who checks their email first. 🙂

    BUT SERIOUSLY

    I remember having this same conversation, at Microsoft, about the icons in Microsoft Access. And way back then, thinking, ‘there is nothing in this room with any empirical support’. And ‘how come we never have these heated discussions about things that matter?’

    Humans are fascinating creatures.

    lol

    Source date (UTC): 2013-08-20 07:44:00 UTC

  • RATS? Food chain funnies

    http://marginalrevolution.com/marginalrevolution/2013/08/the-animals-are-also-getting-fat.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+marginalrevolution%2Ffeed+%28Marginal+Revolution%29FAT RATS?

    Food chain funnies

    Source date (UTC): 2013-08-08 13:26:00 UTC

  • PANTHER GANG UP OVER 300M. Can we get them to steal from government instead? 😉

    http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/E/EU_FRANCE_JEWELRY_HEIST?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2013-07-28-09-53-17PINK PANTHER GANG UP OVER 300M.

    Can we get them to steal from government instead? 😉

    Source date (UTC): 2013-07-28 12:51:00 UTC

  • HUMOR “Where are you?” “At a club.” “Will you go home soon? Its late. You should

    HUMOR

    “Where are you?”

    “At a club.”

    “Will you go home soon? Its late. You should go to bed.”

    “I will stay in this darkness until the sun rises, and I walk home, naked, arms outstretched, in the dawn light, leaving a trail of clothes down Sagaidochnogo Vul like the flower petals of so many forgiven sins, sacrificed to the sun god in thanks for the gift of a new day in which I can sin indulgently again, grinning all the while with the knowledge that he will, with certitude, cleanse my soul anew each morn. “

    “Doolittle. How much have you been drinking?”

    “Nothing. Water and coffee. You don’t think I can rattle that kind of nonsense off the top of my head when I’m drunk do you?”

    “Kisses and sweet dreams.:)”

    No one ever takes me seriously.

    😉

    Source date (UTC): 2013-07-26 16:00:00 UTC

  • SARCASTIC INVITATION TO COMMENT “Please use the comments to demonstrate your own

    SARCASTIC INVITATION TO COMMENT

    “Please use the comments to demonstrate your own ignorance, unfamiliarity with empirical data and lack of respect for scientific knowledge. Be sure to create straw men and argue against things I have neither said nor implied. If you could repeat previously discredited memes or steer the conversation into irrelevant, off topic discussions, it would be appreciated. Lastly, kindly forgo all civility in your discourse . . . you are, after all, anonymous.”

    Where do people come up with this? 🙂

    Source date (UTC): 2013-07-25 07:01:00 UTC

  • GOVERNMENT THINGS THAT I AM A FARM ANIMAL

    http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3v9pl6/MY GOVERNMENT THINGS THAT I AM A FARM ANIMAL.

    Source date (UTC): 2013-07-23 08:17:00 UTC

  • What Books Should Be Banned For Being Offensive To Women?

    What books should be banned for being offensive to males?

    🙂

    Troll question.  But the consistency of the responses to the question is encouraging.

    https://www.quora.com/What-books-should-be-banned-for-being-offensive-to-women

  • What Books Should Be Banned For Being Offensive To Women?

    What books should be banned for being offensive to males?

    🙂

    Troll question.  But the consistency of the responses to the question is encouraging.

    https://www.quora.com/What-books-should-be-banned-for-being-offensive-to-women

  • HUGS After a lifetime of careful and thorough testing under all possible conditi

    HUGS

    After a lifetime of careful and thorough testing under all possible conditions i’ve concluded that pretty much all hugs are good. And that there are no ill effects, and no possibility of overconsumption.

    So I consider it settled science.

    Hugs are good.

    😉

    Source date (UTC): 2013-07-13 07:12:00 UTC

  • (HUMOR) “YOU’LL NEVER FIND A MORE WRETCHED HIVE OF SCUM AND VILLAINY.”

    (HUMOR) “YOU’LL NEVER FIND A MORE WRETCHED HIVE OF SCUM AND VILLAINY.”

    Source date (UTC): 2013-07-01 04:19:00 UTC