Curt Doolittle

Form: Humor

  • FRINGE (ODE TO LEW ROCKWELL DOT COM) (What is the attraction of lunatics to LRC?

    http://www.lewrockwell.com/LUNATIC FRINGE (ODE TO LEW ROCKWELL DOT COM)

    (What is the attraction of lunatics to LRC?)

    Lunatic fringe

    I know you’re out there

    You’re in hiding

    And you hold your meetings

    I can hear you coming

    We know what you’re after

    We’re wise to you this time

    We won’t let you kill the laughter

    ‘Cause you gotta blame someone

    For your own confusion

    But I’m on guard this time

    Against your final solution

    We can hear you coming

    No you’re not going to win this time

    We can hear the footsteps

    Out along the walkway

    Lunatic fringe

    We all know you’re out there

    Can you feel the resistance?

    Can you feel the thunder?

    www.lewrockwell.com

    Source date (UTC): 2014-05-28 11:30:00 UTC

  • Ukraine. Spring. Birdwatching. No binoculars or cameras necessary. Do women have

    Ukraine. Spring. Birdwatching. No binoculars or cameras necessary. Do women have any equivalent form of enjoyment? Or is this another one of those examples where god was particularly good to men?

    Source date (UTC): 2014-05-19 10:14:00 UTC

  • Raisinwits 🙂

    Raisinwits 🙂

    Source date (UTC): 2014-05-18 17:41:00 UTC

  • PUTINS. 🙂 Ukrainian humor. Sort of like our production of ‘Freedom Fries’ whene

    http://www.kyivpost.com/multimedia/video-2/ukraine-news-one-lvivs-sweet-revenge-on-putin-video-348174.htmlCHOCOLATE PUTINS. 🙂

    Ukrainian humor. Sort of like our production of ‘Freedom Fries’ whenever our most undependable and cowardly ‘ally’ france, periodically screws us over.

    Source date (UTC): 2014-05-16 10:02:00 UTC

  • (REVENGE) Two tenderloins, thick, butterflied, and grilled hot and fast with sea

    (REVENGE)

    Two tenderloins, thick, butterflied, and grilled hot and fast with sea salt.

    Four lobster tails and claws, boiled with a touch of beer. Knife split and cracked.

    Six Large sea scallops grilled with butter, injected with tabasco sauce, rolled in, and fully coated, with crushed wasabi peas.

    Eight large clams, steamed, then quick broiled in Bombay Gin.

    Four teaspoons of black caviar on crustless white toasted potato bread.

    A Selection of baby root vegetables.

    A small serving of late season green beans drizzled lightly with garlic oil.

    Drawn Danish butter.

    A bottle of dry Champagne

    Twelve bottles of good Pilsner

    Bach, at very soft volume.

    A thick wood table and wide padded chairs.

    A friend or two who can equally appreciate it.

    Pleasant nonsense to talk about.

    15 year old Scotch.

    A fire.

    A territorial view.

    Stars.

    Heaven.

    😉

    Source date (UTC): 2014-05-03 03:38:00 UTC

  • “So where is it that I actually go to check my privilege? I want to be a good se

    –“So where is it that I actually go to check my privilege? I want to be a good self-hating white American male.”–

    Justin Ptak

    Source date (UTC): 2014-05-02 02:47:00 UTC

  • If the Russians can conquer Ukraine because they think it isnt a real country, a

    If the Russians can conquer Ukraine because they think it isnt a real country, and really russia hasnt much claim to being a real country, then why dont we just conquer Russia? I mean, the chinese are winning in the east, the muslims in the south – so why dont we just take the west and russias resources, burn all their records and books and divide management if the territory to the eastern europeans?

    Source date (UTC): 2014-04-25 13:49:00 UTC

  • Immoral, unethical, whining, free-riding, coward-tarians? Yah. I know those guys

    Immoral, unethical, whining, free-riding, coward-tarians?

    Yah. I know those guys.

    Source date (UTC): 2014-04-23 15:35:00 UTC

  • KIDNAPPING A CHOCOLATE EASTER BUNNY The hotel has a large chocolate bunny on the

    KIDNAPPING A CHOCOLATE EASTER BUNNY

    The hotel has a large chocolate bunny on the desk. And I have been contemplating kidnapping it for the past three days, and leaving a ransom note for 100 yellow marshmallow ‘chicks’; stating that if my demands are not met by dinner on Easter, said bunny will be subject to rapid digestion. Without mercy. And in the most aggressive manner.

    When I threatened the desk staff with my plan, they laughed and did not take me seriously.

    The bunny stands there taunting me.

    Source date (UTC): 2014-04-20 07:14:00 UTC

  • LIFE LESSON (humor) Life lesson: If you can’t avoid Selfridges, then when in Sel

    LIFE LESSON

    (humor)

    Life lesson: If you can’t avoid Selfridges, then when in Selfridges, avoid Louboutin and Jimmy Choo. If you cannot avoid Louboutin and Jimmy Choo, then quickly lose your wallet in the nearest trash can.

    Actually. Spoil your woman whenever you can. It’s a joy.

    lol

    Source date (UTC): 2014-04-18 16:57:00 UTC