KIDNAPPING A CHOCOLATE EASTER BUNNY
The hotel has a large chocolate bunny on the desk. And I have been contemplating kidnapping it for the past three days, and leaving a ransom note for 100 yellow marshmallow ‘chicks’; stating that if my demands are not met by dinner on Easter, said bunny will be subject to rapid digestion. Without mercy. And in the most aggressive manner.
When I threatened the desk staff with my plan, they laughed and did not take me seriously.
The bunny stands there taunting me.
Source date (UTC): 2014-04-20 07:14:00 UTC
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