Curt Doolittle

Form: Humor

  • the day I agree with dianne feinstein has just arrived. there is now in hell

    the day I agree with dianne feinstein has just arrived. there is now in hell.

    Source date (UTC): 2014-03-11 14:41:00 UTC

  • (silly) Veronika’s borsch is almost a religious experience. It’s magic. There re

    (silly)

    Veronika’s borsch is almost a religious experience. It’s magic. There really is magic in this world.

    (no vinegar!)

    Source date (UTC): 2014-03-07 15:03:00 UTC

  • (advice: feed her chocolate.)

    (advice: feed her chocolate.)

    Source date (UTC): 2014-03-04 16:26:00 UTC

  • Magic, Conspiracy, and Truth (irony) (humor) While I can’t empathize with it, I

    Magic, Conspiracy, and Truth

    (irony) (humor)

    While I can’t empathize with it, I do understand why so many women believe in magic. It’s obvious really. If it’s precognitive, it’s magic. Stuff just ‘happens’ for a lot of women. They call it ‘energy’ or whatever. And, if men can obsess about ‘truth’ for a few thousand years, why can’t women obsess about magic? Or astrology. The mind is not open to much introspection. The incomprehensible is indistinguishable from magic. You see conspiracy theories from men the way you see belief in magic from women. Same difference: just different interpretations of ‘magical causes’.

    Ordinary people actually scare me. I love them. But they scare me. They’re like children running with scissors.

    And we let them vote for goodness sake?!

    Source date (UTC): 2014-02-21 16:15:00 UTC

  • DEAR MR PUTIN : A LETTER FROM A FRIEND I really do love you Vladimir Vladimirovi

    DEAR MR PUTIN : A LETTER FROM A FRIEND

    I really do love you Vladimir Vladimirovich. Your delivery of Russia from chaos has been a great achievement. And you have established yourself as a great man.

    But you value stability more than eliminating corruption. And this is why, if you do not ‘pivot’ from your current strategy, you will fail.

    I want a restored and strong Russia. I think the future of my people and your people depend upon a stronger Russia and a weaker America.

    But people cannot follow you if you have nothing to offer. People will not follow china, because it has nothing to offer.

    Russia can offer one thing: the path to eliminating corruption for the rest of the world.

    If you want to restore your empire, then the total destruction of the corruption that is endemic to the eastern peoples must be placed above your territorial ambitions.

    If you eliminate corruption you will not need to work to restore your empire. It will be a force of gravity. If you do not work to eliminate corruption, you will continue to repel the people and generate discontent.

    Curt Doolittle

    Kiev

    Source date (UTC): 2014-02-21 15:45:00 UTC

  • “I AM CONDUCTING A WAR FOR MILLISECONDS!” (nerd humor) (in russian accent) Kiril

    “I AM CONDUCTING A WAR FOR MILLISECONDS!”

    (nerd humor) (in russian accent)

    Kirill is trying to shave off .3 – .4 seconds from Oversing’s initial page load. So he’s cutting milliseconds here and there.

    Nerd soldiers go to war!!!

    lol

    I love this industry.

    Source date (UTC): 2014-02-18 06:50:00 UTC

  • UKRAINIAN HUMOR (fun) –Man prays to God: “Dear God. Why are girls so sweet and

    UKRAINIAN HUMOR

    (fun)

    –Man prays to God: “Dear God. Why are girls so sweet and wonderful and women so b_tchy and mean?” God responds: “Because I made girls and you made women.” —

    (ouch.. laughed pretty hard at that one. almost fell over.)

    A woman just told me this ‘parable’ in exchange for criticizing her b*tchy-ness. 🙂

    Source date (UTC): 2014-02-13 13:22:00 UTC

  • marco for the humor.)

    http://thevikingtest.com/(thanks marco for the humor.)

    Source date (UTC): 2014-02-12 03:28:00 UTC

  • CURT: STOP THINKING SO HARD. JUST DO WHAT HE TELLS YOU. JUST DEAL WITH THE TACTI

    CURT: STOP THINKING SO HARD. JUST DO WHAT HE TELLS YOU. JUST DEAL WITH THE TACTICS AND LEAVE THE STRATEGY TO HIM.

    Source date (UTC): 2014-02-08 13:49:00 UTC

  • (Humor)

    (Humor)

    Source date (UTC): 2014-02-05 08:37:00 UTC