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Source date (UTC): 2020-01-30 17:34:00 UTC
Form: Humor
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“Can’t kick off Saturnalia without sacrificing a criminal”–Skarnette Morax lolz
—“Can’t kick off Saturnalia without sacrificing a criminal”–Skarnette Morax
lolz
Source date (UTC): 2020-01-28 17:08:00 UTC
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(humor. The joy I get out of making the little old lady, catholic schoolgirl, ch
(humor. The joy I get out of making the little old lady, catholic schoolgirl, cheerleader, and most perfect mother, give me the finger….. I hide her remote control, and when she can’t find it tell her she’s having a senior moment. I either get curses in french, told I’m going to hell, or the finger, or a threat that I’ll pay dearly, or that she’s offering it up to heaven. … She hides my power supply, earphones, keys, glasses, phone, gloves … anything. This is what I get for taking care of an elderly parent. lol I need a wife to play with. Women are the best toys. 😉 -hugs all. )
Source date (UTC): 2020-01-28 16:06:00 UTC
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) It’s for these moments I wish there was more than just a heart react on twitte
😉 It’s for these moments I wish there was more than just a heart react on twitter. Truth: radical feminist after interrogating me over lunch for ninety minutes goes silent, stares at me, thinks for a minute, and says “You would make a great king” completely honestly. (no thanks)
Source date (UTC): 2020-01-26 12:44:40 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1221413644304637954
Reply addressees: @JohnNune1 @libertarianism
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Blame-storming, Attention-whoring, Battle-warning, Weary-winsome Actor Playing S
Blame-storming,
Attention-whoring,
Battle-warning,
Weary-winsome
Actor Playing
Spineless, Chilling, lines
And, who the hell can he be?
When he’s never had authority?
And he doesn’t even know responsibility.
Source date (UTC): 2020-01-18 16:18:33 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1218568366887186432
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“Hey Curt Doolittle funny thing, now I hear John Mark is a Fed. Are y’all going
–“Hey Curt Doolittle funny thing, now I hear John Mark is a Fed. Are y’all going to get matching Gray jumpers and cats?”–A Friend
I dunno, the whole James bond villain thing fits me just fine, because I love the chaos, but I think john would be more like something between Sir Thomas Moore and Cardinal Richelieu.
Humor:
“Fed” like “Supremacist” and “Racist” is a compliment. The first says you aren’t a coward, and the second says you know your history, and the third says you’re not a liar – and it says the opposite about the person calling you names. 😉
Source date (UTC): 2020-01-18 15:30:00 UTC
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photos_and_videos/TimelinePhotos_dJ9jhts2Ng/83341415_557232978206930_3782390810675249152_o_557232964873598.jpg lolzlolz
Source date (UTC): 2020-01-18 00:55:00 UTC
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RT @MartianHoplite: Hello fellow polar bears. For too long, we have excluded bro
RT @MartianHoplite: Hello fellow polar bears. For too long, we have excluded brown bears from our range. This grave injustice has contribut…
Source date (UTC): 2020-01-15 21:51:32 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1217565002401447937
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“Why are you always …” “Because there is so much really interesting stuff in m
“Why are you always …”
“Because there is so much really interesting stuff in my head already, and none if it’s shallow, boring, or inane.”
(wait for response…) lol
Source date (UTC): 2020-01-15 21:38:16 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1217561664087842816
Reply addressees: @uptodahouse
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Do they have Schutzhund training for wobbly old ladies? I think I need to find s
Do they have Schutzhund training for wobbly old ladies? I think I need to find some for my mother. I left the celery on a shelf in the refrigerator so it went limp. The visual? Her waggin it… https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=555444295052465&id=100017606988153
Source date (UTC): 2020-01-15 17:21:32 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1217497055352033284