Translation Error of the Day
Vladivostok -> “Basketball Star”
Source date (UTC): 2021-02-25 17:30:24 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1364991148373196800
Form: Humor
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Translation Error of the Day Vladivostok -> “Basketball Star”
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I’m firmly convinced that the primary reason men get into heaven despite our man
I’m firmly convinced that the primary reason men get into heaven despite our many follies, is that we suffer a lifetime of nagging, emoting, irrationality. 😉
Source date (UTC): 2021-02-18 23:18:38 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1362542067151491074
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Explaining my ex-wife to my family “She does everything in every step in order t
Explaining my ex-wife to my family “She does everything in every step in order to achieve perfection, and therefore it gets done when it gets done and done perfectly. Everyone complains about the process and everyone loves the result. I just learned to get out of her way.” lol
Source date (UTC): 2021-02-16 15:57:32 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1361706286702862340
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My vision is a little closer to the inquisition updated with Judge Dredd. ;). (I
My vision is a little closer to the inquisition updated with Judge Dredd. ;).
(I’m only a little kidding.) 😉
Source date (UTC): 2021-02-14 18:09:31 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1361014723177811971
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The Legion of Fail
The Legion of Fail https://t.co/7sD5oMbS09
Source date (UTC): 2021-02-13 15:23:48 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1360610634723917825
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(sarcasm) (troll response)
(sarcasm) (troll response)
Source date (UTC): 2021-02-12 01:41:24 UTC
Original post: https://gab.com/curtd/posts/105715733909405502
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(Humor) (Sound of plow outside. Flashing yellow lights.) Me: Headphones. Vivaldi
(Humor)
(Sound of plow outside. Flashing yellow lights.)
Me: Headphones. Vivaldi. St Martin in the Fields.
little old lady: “What’s going on out there!?”
me: “The monsters are coming to eat you. I left a note. It says you’re plump and juicy.”
her: (inappropriate hand gesture)
Source date (UTC): 2021-02-08 01:27:56 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1358588339146919939
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(humor) Little old lady: (Scowling at me. Pointing tv remote at me.) Her: “It do
(humor)
Little old lady: (Scowling at me. Pointing tv remote at me.)
Her: “It doesn’t work on you. I can’t change your channel.”
Me: “Nope. I’m just like Hallmark. I only come in charming and extra charming.”
Her: (drops remote. feigns expiring.)
Source date (UTC): 2021-02-06 21:22:18 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1358164136878866435
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(humor)(true) DoD ignores everyone they don’t know. CIA calls and makes an appoi
(humor)(true)
DoD ignores everyone they don’t know.
CIA calls and makes an appointment.
FBI shows up and knocks.
State Police can’t find you even if they want to.
Local Police don’t bother you if they don’t have to.
A Sheriff, if elected, will take time to explain reality to you.
Source date (UTC): 2021-02-04 18:18:20 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1357393064311029762
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(humor) If Little Old Lady she falls asleep in her chair, I stick a cheeto in he
(humor)
If Little Old Lady she falls asleep in her chair, I stick a cheeto in her mouth. And tell her to go to bed when she wakes up.
Her: (Wakes) You’re a bad man.
Me: Why? I because I wake you up with cheetos?
Her: (scowl)
Me: Or because I know you’ll eat them in your sleep?
Source date (UTC): 2021-02-02 19:19:51 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1356683769504288774