(humor) Little old lady: (Scowling at me. Pointing tv remote at me.) Her: “It do

(humor)
Little old lady: (Scowling at me. Pointing tv remote at me.)
Her: “It doesn’t work on you. I can’t change your channel.”
Me: “Nope. I’m just like Hallmark. I only come in charming and extra charming.”
Her: (drops remote. feigns expiring.)