(humor)(true) DoD ignores everyone they don’t know. CIA calls and makes an appoi

(humor)(true)
DoD ignores everyone they don’t know.
CIA calls and makes an appointment.
FBI shows up and knocks.
State Police can’t find you even if they want to.
Local Police don’t bother you if they don’t have to.
A Sheriff, if elected, will take time to explain reality to you.