Curt Doolittle

Form: Humor

  • Seriously. Ask the lifetime warriors. Hunting humanoids is lotsa fun. The proble

    Seriously. Ask the lifetime warriors. Hunting humanoids is lotsa fun. The problem is, getting a permit is very difficult.

  • WHY DO WOMEN HIT ME? (humor with wisdom) lolz… why do all the women in my life

    WHY DO WOMEN HIT ME?

    (humor with wisdom)

    lolz… why do all the women in my life always threaten me with bodily harm? I have to teach every woman around me not to hit me. Really.

    (Answer from a woman: “It’s retaliation. You tease too much, and you have no boundaries, and you aren’t even aware of anyone else’s boundaries. So we retaliate by the only means possible: a whack in the head, or the promise of something worse.”)

    (Ok. That’s true. lol My understanding of my subconscious is that Women need sovereignty in a nest because they don’t have it elsewhere. But women need boundaries outside the next. And they need boundaries regarding me, money, business, politics, and war. So I set them. With a bit of humor. But the ‘law’ is clear: none of that nonsense outside the nest. 😉 )

    God I love women. Really. I mean. Seriously. I just don’t want to compete with them outside the nest, because I don’t want to win, because I can win, but I dont like the consequences of winning.

    Source date (UTC): 2017-11-12 12:31:00 UTC

  • Why Do Women Hit Me?

    (humor with wisdom) lolz… why do all the women in my life always threaten me with bodily harm? I have to teach every woman around me not to hit me. Really. (Answer from a woman: “It’s retaliation. You tease too much, and you have no boundaries, and you aren’t even aware of anyone else’s boundaries. So we retaliate by the only means possible: a whack in the head, or the promise of something worse.”) (Ok. That’s true. lol My understanding of my subconscious is that Women need sovereignty in a nest because they don’t have it elsewhere. But women need boundaries outside the next. And they need boundaries regarding me, money, business, politics, and war. So I set them. With a bit of humor. But the ‘law’ is clear: none of that nonsense outside the nest. 😉 ) God I love women. Really. I mean. Seriously. I just don’t want to compete with them outside the nest, because I don’t want to win, because I can win, but I dont like the consequences of winning.

  • Why Do Women Hit Me?

    (humor with wisdom) lolz… why do all the women in my life always threaten me with bodily harm? I have to teach every woman around me not to hit me. Really. (Answer from a woman: “It’s retaliation. You tease too much, and you have no boundaries, and you aren’t even aware of anyone else’s boundaries. So we retaliate by the only means possible: a whack in the head, or the promise of something worse.”) (Ok. That’s true. lol My understanding of my subconscious is that Women need sovereignty in a nest because they don’t have it elsewhere. But women need boundaries outside the next. And they need boundaries regarding me, money, business, politics, and war. So I set them. With a bit of humor. But the ‘law’ is clear: none of that nonsense outside the nest. 😉 ) God I love women. Really. I mean. Seriously. I just don’t want to compete with them outside the nest, because I don’t want to win, because I can win, but I dont like the consequences of winning.
  • photos_and_videos/TheGreatGame_10155865944942264/23244313_10155868144722264_1296

    photos_and_videos/TheGreatGame_10155865944942264/23244313_10155868144722264_1296

    photos_and_videos/TheGreatGame_10155865944942264/23244313_10155868144722264_1296721606056831542_n_10155868144722264.jpg Walther PPK .380 (9mm Kurts) is the ‘date gun’ when one is out on the town in a suit.

    Source date (UTC): 2017-11-09 10:14:00 UTC

  • Walther PPK .380 (9mm Kurts) is the ‘date gun’ when one is out on the town in a

    Walther PPK .380 (9mm Kurts) is the ‘date gun’ when one is out on the town in a suit.

  • Walther PPK .380 (9mm Kurts) is the ‘date gun’ when one is out on the town in a

    Walther PPK .380 (9mm Kurts) is the ‘date gun’ when one is out on the town in a suit.

  • Then again, one of the best marketing campaigns for a philosopher is to declare

    Then again, one of the best marketing campaigns for a philosopher is to declare war. 😉

    Source date (UTC): 2017-11-08 20:10:00 UTC

    Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/928353935718604804

    Reply addressees: @eruditenights

    Replying to: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/928308036384407552

    IN REPLY TO:

    @eruditenights

    @curtdoolittle You’re one of the greatest people to live this century; but times will never feature us.

    Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/928308036384407552

  • lolz. (Curt loves being a meme) Ok. I gotta play with it tho: —“Thankfully, wh

    lolz. (Curt loves being a meme) Ok. I gotta play with it tho: —“Thankfully, what comes to mind, is categorically, logically, empirically, operationally, rationally, reciprocally and parsimoniously consistent, correspondent, coherent, and commensurable, and therefore decidable.”— Dr. DoLittle, Proper Aryan Institute, Kiev

  • lolz. (Curt loves being a meme) Ok. I gotta play with it tho: —“Thankfully, wh

    lolz. (Curt loves being a meme) Ok. I gotta play with it tho: —“Thankfully, what comes to mind, is categorically, logically, empirically, operationally, rationally, reciprocally and parsimoniously consistent, correspondent, coherent, and commensurable, and therefore decidable.”— Dr. DoLittle, Proper Aryan Institute, Kiev