(Humor. Holiday. Mother. Noting that I didn’t adequately rinse the measuring cup before putting it in the dishwasher. In a soft voice, this is what she said:)
“Look. Look at this?
How can you put this in a dishwasher?
I have to re-do your work.
I did all the right things.
Got all the right sacrements.
Did the best I could do with what I had to work with.
And it was an uphill battle – not because of him – but because of the time and place.
Then he went to college.
Went into businesses.
Had three marriages!
It’s not my fault.
I did the best I could.
And here it is. The new year.
And I find I haven’t yet succeeded in ‘straightening him out’.
And I find that a disappointment in my life.
And what do I get in my old age… my last years on earth?
To be cajoled by a naughty, aged, little boy….
huh?
I tried, God. I really tried. I gave it my all. It’s a shame.
God bless, lord, it’s your job from here on out.
I can’t do it. It’s one of those impossible earthly tasks.
I know you understand … my dilemma.
(He doesn’t listen to me anyway so it doesn’t matter what I say….)
I offer it up. For days in purgatory. Lord help me do this.
Should I intercede with St’ Jude the Impossible?
Now I do not expect to see one crumb on the counter when I come back from my luncheon.
I a martyr. A martyr. But I’ve decided to let go. To leave you to god’s charge…”
(Catholicism teaches guilt with amazing … facility. Now, you know. My mother is the worst tease in the world. And people wonder where I get it from. lol. So, in retaliation, I will find a rather large crumb from the date-nut bread, and place it, perfectly in the middle of the counter.)
Form: Humor
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“Always marry a girl 10 years younger than you. Because if you don’t you’ll find
—“Always marry a girl 10 years younger than you. Because if you don’t you’ll find that is the exact age difference between you and your second wife.”—James Santagata
Source date (UTC): 2017-12-06 10:27:00 UTC
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—“Incremental suppression of lying, aggression, parasitism through the construction of a method of fully accountable exchange incorporating property in toto with the goal of returning society to a eugenic model built upon sovereignty, commons, hierarchy and markets in everything.”— Alastair BuckwheatJoel Davishttps://youtu.be/bG5wSvi7euIDec 05, 2017 11:40pmMatt RickhussA system in which the morally healthy are praised and the morally unhealthy are condemned.Dec 05, 2017 11:41pmNick HeywoodNo! I don’t have to and ya can’t make me! =DDec 05, 2017 11:59pmNick HeywoodWould ya look at Doolittle? FFS! LOL =D =D =D
F’n love him but he’s mad!Dec 05, 2017 11:59pmShawn KinneyThe Abrahamic model.Dec 06, 2017 12:01amJon JonathanI’m not saying none of the Holocaust ever happened, all I’m saying is there is no credible evidence that it was wrong.Dec 06, 2017 12:17amNick HeywoodGotta be careful bringin’ up “The Holocaust” 😉
Some’o’the maths doesn’t stack up. Just sayin’Dec 06, 2017 12:20amRichard Jacobson”Exterminate all the Whigs!”Dec 06, 2017 12:26amAlastair BuckwheatIncremental suppression of lying, aggression, parasitism through the construction of a method of fully accountable exchange incorporating property in toto with the goal of returning society to a eugenic model built upon sovereignity, commons, hierarchy and markets in everything.Dec 06, 2017 1:01amCurt Doolittleomfg you are good…. damn.Dec 06, 2017 1:19amRob McMullanAwesomeDec 06, 2017 7:33amBjorn Moritzhttps://youtu.be/DhslEgn_8SMDec 06, 2017 8:07amCurt Doolittleawesome.Dec 06, 2017 9:27amBjorn MoritzDid you ever watch the series, Spartacus: Blood and Sand? It was brilliant!Dec 06, 2017 9:29amCurt Doolittle@[687166933:2048:Bjorn Moritz] yes, loved it. rome, spartacus, vikings, tudors…. love it all.Dec 06, 2017 10:23amCurt DoolittleThere is a reason you can’t make a drama about the spartans.
THEY DIDN”T HAVE ANY.Dec 06, 2017 10:23amWilliam L. BengeSomebody’s been paying attention, I’d venture to say. paha
Man what a beauty of a statement. Just wowDec 06, 2017 11:38amWilliam L. Benge(mesmerized)Dec 06, 2017 11:39amCurt Doolittledamn he’s good, realllyDec 06, 2017 11:47amPeter TruscinskiNapDec 06, 2017 12:28pmCurt Doolittlenope to nap. non imposition against born costs of any kind, leaving only voluntary reciprocity (productive agrarianism), is very different from non aggression against intersubjectively verifiable property (parasitic pastoralism).Dec 06, 2017 12:31pmPeter Truscinski@[741197263:2048:Curt Doolittle] Nap as in 😴Dec 06, 2017 12:59pmPeter TruscinskiNot NAPDec 06, 2017 12:59pmPeter TruscinskiMonarchy tho 🤔👌Dec 06, 2017 1:00pmPeter TruscinskiRepublicanism 🎉Dec 06, 2017 1:00pmBjorn MoritzI think I’d enjoy it anyway. Just them slave driving some Helots, massacring opposing armies and burning down some sacred groves 😍Dec 06, 2017 1:01pmCurt Doolittlesorry peter. just stayin’ on message. lolDec 06, 2017 1:02pmPeter TruscinskiLmaoDec 06, 2017 1:03pmPeter TruscinskiIt’s all goodDec 06, 2017 1:03pmPeter TruscinskiI understand your posits thoughDec 06, 2017 1:03pmAlastair Buckwheat^ Haha now I’m embarrassed, I’m only reiterating your hard work. Finish that book so we can really start to proselytise ;)Dec 07, 2017 10:24amMichael AndradeWe must secure the existence of our tendies and a future for NEET children.Dec 08, 2017 11:14am(humor)
—“Incremental suppression of lying, aggression, parasitism through the construction of a method of fully accountable exchange incorporating property in toto with the goal of returning society to a eugenic model built upon sovereignty, commons, hierarchy and markets in everything.”— Alastair Buckwheat
Source date (UTC): 2017-12-05 23:38:00 UTC
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(humor) —“Incremental suppression of lying, aggression, parasitism through the
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(humor) —“Incremental suppression of lying, aggression, parasitism through the
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MARKET COMPETITION
https://theintercept.com/2017/12/04/trump-white-house-weighing-plans-for-private-spies-to-counter-deep-state-enemies/GENIUS: MARKET COMPETITION
Source date (UTC): 2017-12-05 11:02:00 UTC
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(some mommy’s boy hiding behind sophisms and ridicule is providing me with a convenient distraction from writing definitions of the term definition and all its related contexts. Libertards are my fidget spinners.)LIBERTARDS ARE LIKE FIDGET SPINNERS
(some mommy’s boy hiding behind sophisms and ridicule is providing me with a convenient distraction from writing definitions of the term definition and all its related contexts. Libertards are my fidget spinners.)
Source date (UTC): 2017-12-04 15:40:00 UTC
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Libertards Are Like Fidget Spinners
(some mommy’s boy hiding behind sophisms and ridicule is providing me with a convenient distraction from writing definitions of the term definition and all its related contexts. Libertards are my fidget spinners.) -
Libertards Are Like Fidget Spinners
(some mommy’s boy hiding behind sophisms and ridicule is providing me with a convenient distraction from writing definitions of the term definition and all its related contexts. Libertards are my fidget spinners.) -
(humor)(from elsewhere) Um. You know. Why can’t I have good critics? I mean. Ser
(humor)(from elsewhere)
Um. You know. Why can’t I have good critics? I mean. Seriously. Why is it that these critics are always some window licking low-T beta with hypospadias trying to overcome his Alfred-Adler complex via digital disintermediation?
Source date (UTC): 2017-12-04 15:10:00 UTC