WHY DO WOMEN HIT ME? (humor with wisdom) lolz… why do all the women in my life

WHY DO WOMEN HIT ME?

(humor with wisdom)

lolz… why do all the women in my life always threaten me with bodily harm? I have to teach every woman around me not to hit me. Really.

(Answer from a woman: “It’s retaliation. You tease too much, and you have no boundaries, and you aren’t even aware of anyone else’s boundaries. So we retaliate by the only means possible: a whack in the head, or the promise of something worse.”)

(Ok. That’s true. lol My understanding of my subconscious is that Women need sovereignty in a nest because they don’t have it elsewhere. But women need boundaries outside the next. And they need boundaries regarding me, money, business, politics, and war. So I set them. With a bit of humor. But the ‘law’ is clear: none of that nonsense outside the nest. 😉 )

God I love women. Really. I mean. Seriously. I just don’t want to compete with them outside the nest, because I don’t want to win, because I can win, but I dont like the consequences of winning.