(FB 1546090783 Timestamp) TWISTED CHRISTMAS HUMOR
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(FB 1546099434 Timestamp) ADULT, CRUDE, POSSIBLY OFFENSIVE, CHRISTMAS HUMOR I ha
(FB 1546099434 Timestamp) ADULT, CRUDE, POSSIBLY OFFENSIVE, CHRISTMAS HUMOR I have no idea why I find this stuff so ridiculous – it’s such a contradiction. But people keep creating more and more of them every year. The creativity of halloween and christmas never cease to amaze me. Apparently some “evil elf” movie has been made over the past few years that has contributed to the trend. So these little sadisms are spreading all over the internet. My favorites are the ‘serial killer’ elves which is just WRONG on so many levels. Shared only with ‘friends’.
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Curt Doolittle shared a memory.
(FB 1546090783 Timestamp) TWISTED CHRISTMAS HUMOR
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(FB 1546100562 Timestamp) lolz
(FB 1546100562 Timestamp) lolz
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Curt Doolittle updated his status.
(FB 1546102000 Timestamp) Humor: when the neanderthal data first came out, I received quite a few insults in pseudo-argumentative form from east asians about western man’s neanderthal content – only to lately discover it’s east asians with the greater presence of neanderthal genes. Ergo. Be careful what you say when the data first comes out.
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(FB 1546100562 Timestamp) lolz
(FB 1546100562 Timestamp) lolz
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Curt Doolittle updated his status.
(FB 1546102000 Timestamp) Humor: when the neanderthal data first came out, I received quite a few insults in pseudo-argumentative form from east asians about western man’s neanderthal content – only to lately discover it’s east asians with the greater presence of neanderthal genes. Ergo. Be careful what you say when the data first comes out.
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Curt Doolittle updated his status.
(FB 1546222172 Timestamp) —“Do you know how I can tell you’re almost done with Propertarianism? Because now I can undrestand it.”—- A Friend Down Under. made me laugh….
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Curt Doolittle updated his status.
(FB 1546222172 Timestamp) —“Do you know how I can tell you’re almost done with Propertarianism? Because now I can undrestand it.”—- A Friend Down Under. made me laugh….
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Curt Doolittle updated his status.
(FB 1546655700 Timestamp) HOW TO MAKE A SHRUNKEN HEAD. (humor) Optional: the candidate can be alive or dead – choose per taste. 1 – Cut a large ‘bib’ into the flesh of chest to make a large flap to later close the bottom of the neck. 2 – Cut around the back of the neck and a one or two inches of the shoulders and back, completing the ‘bib’. 3 – Slit from the back to the base of the neck to the crest at the rear of the skull. 4 – Pull forward, peeling the skin off the skull. (Note: if candidate is living, assistants will be needed to hold the candidate in place.) 5 – Cook the head at a simmer for 90 minutes – any longer it will lose its hair. It should be 1/3 to 1/4 its original size. 6 – Turn the head, inside out, and scrape off any remaining flesh that may later spoil. 7 – Turn the head right side out, and sew up lips, eyes, back of skull. 8 – Fill with hot rocks to shrink the head further. 9 – Once rocks won’t fit, fill the head with hot sand to shrink it further. (Note: Some professionals only use repeated fillings of sand.) 10 – Fill with lightweight such as sawdust or dry grass, then sew the flap (bib) across the base of the skull. That’s it. Have fun!!