Curt Doolittle

Form: Humor

  • Curt Doolittle updated his status.

    (FB 1546655700 Timestamp) HOW TO MAKE A SHRUNKEN HEAD. (humor) Optional: the candidate can be alive or dead – choose per taste. 1 – Cut a large ‘bib’ into the flesh of chest to make a large flap to later close the bottom of the neck. 2 – Cut around the back of the neck and a one or two inches of the shoulders and back, completing the ‘bib’. 3 – Slit from the back to the base of the neck to the crest at the rear of the skull. 4 – Pull forward, peeling the skin off the skull. (Note: if candidate is living, assistants will be needed to hold the candidate in place.) 5 – Cook the head at a simmer for 90 minutes – any longer it will lose its hair. It should be 1/3 to 1/4 its original size. 6 – Turn the head, inside out, and scrape off any remaining flesh that may later spoil. 7 – Turn the head right side out, and sew up lips, eyes, back of skull. 8 – Fill with hot rocks to shrink the head further. 9 – Once rocks won’t fit, fill the head with hot sand to shrink it further. (Note: Some professionals only use repeated fillings of sand.) 10 – Fill with lightweight such as sawdust or dry grass, then sew the flap (bib) across the base of the skull. That’s it. Have fun!!

  • (FB 1546649481 Timestamp) THE ECONOMICS OF HEADS. OK. Let’s pretend this is a se

    (FB 1546649481 Timestamp) THE ECONOMICS OF HEADS. OK. Let’s pretend this is a serious question rather than “Maybe I can get Doolittle to laugh.” Heads are heavy and expensive. (About ten pounds). Scalps are light and expensive, but easy to fake. Shrunken heads are costly to produce. Skull pyramids are costly to produce. Therefore shrunken heads make an exceptional substitute for a ‘gold standard’. So, buy-in for the franchise, (the number of shares you acquire) can best be paid in shrunken heads. The skull pyramids are just status symbols that demonstrate one’s contribution to the common good. QUIZ For an extra ten points please explain how Inflation can be affected by shrunken-head backed currency, and how inflation can be limited. Thanks. (lolz)

  • Curt Doolittle updated his status.

    (FB 1546655700 Timestamp) HOW TO MAKE A SHRUNKEN HEAD. (humor) Optional: the candidate can be alive or dead – choose per taste. 1 – Cut a large ‘bib’ into the flesh of chest to make a large flap to later close the bottom of the neck. 2 – Cut around the back of the neck and a one or two inches of the shoulders and back, completing the ‘bib’. 3 – Slit from the back to the base of the neck to the crest at the rear of the skull. 4 – Pull forward, peeling the skin off the skull. (Note: if candidate is living, assistants will be needed to hold the candidate in place.) 5 – Cook the head at a simmer for 90 minutes – any longer it will lose its hair. It should be 1/3 to 1/4 its original size. 6 – Turn the head, inside out, and scrape off any remaining flesh that may later spoil. 7 – Turn the head right side out, and sew up lips, eyes, back of skull. 8 – Fill with hot rocks to shrink the head further. 9 – Once rocks won’t fit, fill the head with hot sand to shrink it further. (Note: Some professionals only use repeated fillings of sand.) 10 – Fill with lightweight such as sawdust or dry grass, then sew the flap (bib) across the base of the skull. That’s it. Have fun!!

  • (FB 1546649481 Timestamp) THE ECONOMICS OF HEADS. OK. Let’s pretend this is a se

    (FB 1546649481 Timestamp) THE ECONOMICS OF HEADS. OK. Let’s pretend this is a serious question rather than “Maybe I can get Doolittle to laugh.” Heads are heavy and expensive. (About ten pounds). Scalps are light and expensive, but easy to fake. Shrunken heads are costly to produce. Skull pyramids are costly to produce. Therefore shrunken heads make an exceptional substitute for a ‘gold standard’. So, buy-in for the franchise, (the number of shares you acquire) can best be paid in shrunken heads. The skull pyramids are just status symbols that demonstrate one’s contribution to the common good. QUIZ For an extra ten points please explain how Inflation can be affected by shrunken-head backed currency, and how inflation can be limited. Thanks. (lolz)

  • (FB 1546866260 Timestamp) NERD HUMOR FROM James Santagata (I can’t share the thi

    (FB 1546866260 Timestamp) NERD HUMOR FROM James Santagata (I can’t share the third one because it ‘crosses the line’) I think taleb really damaged his rep again…. damn.

  • Curt Doolittle updated his status.

    (FB 1546797162 Timestamp) Remodeling a home…. Woman, applying muscle: “Why am I the man in this relationship?” Man, with power tool: “Why are you the man in all your relationships?” Doh!!!!

  • (FB 1546866260 Timestamp) NERD HUMOR FROM James Santagata (I can’t share the thi

    (FB 1546866260 Timestamp) NERD HUMOR FROM James Santagata (I can’t share the third one because it ‘crosses the line’) I think taleb really damaged his rep again…. damn.

  • Curt Doolittle updated his status.

    (FB 1546797162 Timestamp) Remodeling a home…. Woman, applying muscle: “Why am I the man in this relationship?” Man, with power tool: “Why are you the man in all your relationships?” Doh!!!!

  • Curt Doolittle updated his status.

    (FB 1547050046 Timestamp) Women touch and hug men to calm them. Imagine if we could silence women by hugging them? I think my life would be perfect. lolz (humor)

  • Curt Doolittle updated his status.

    (FB 1547061739 Timestamp) JUST CALL ME JACKET Curt = Курт (russian, ukrainian) куртка (koort-‘ka) = jackets (russian) Курточк ( Koor-TOH’CHk ) = Jackets. (Belarus) Жакеты (zha-KEH’-tee) = Jackets жакет (zha-keht) = Jacket френч (french) = jacket/coat (I think it means, like a smock?)