Form: Humor

(FB 1542388803 Timestamp) (humor) My little-old-lady mother: “You’re in your fifties and you act like you’re twenty-two. Are you ever going to grow up?” Me? “Not if I’m both lucky and able.” My little-old-lady mother: “You were a perfect boy, and I sent you to college and it was all downhill from there”. (Translated: I raised a proper catholic schoolboy and sent him out in the world for slaughter, and he survived but that catholic schoolboy didn’t. – lolz Women always want to preserve infantilism because it is the only time in their lives that a woman is in control. )

(FB 1542924299 Timestamp) ( The joy of saying inappropriate things at the thanksgiving dinner table, and watching the “natural vote” as a third of the people burst into shameful laughter, a third can’t decide how to respond, and the remainder are absolutely horrified. lolz )

(FB 1544156671 Timestamp) HUMOR

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(FB 1544195574 Timestamp) ( Ok. What kind of woman hides your nice new container of freshly ground coffee in the morning, just to make you exasperated looking for it? ) … … … (btw: it’s my hobbling, hunched over, oxygen-wearing, little old lady of a mother pulling this prank, not some tattooed twinker I found under a bridge.)

(FB 1544202197 Timestamp) (Followup Humor) CURT> Veronika, Um. Theoretical question: What would happen, if I hid your makeup bag so you couldn’t find it in the morning. Pretended I didn’t know anything about it, and then after you were exasperated put it back where it belonged. And you figured out really quickly it was me that hid it? Just …. scientific question…. lol VERONIKA> I always have ‘emergency one’. So I would just give you a look and leave the room 🙄 ( Joy killer…. lol )

(FB 1544195574 Timestamp) ( Ok. What kind of woman hides your nice new container of freshly ground coffee in the morning, just to make you exasperated looking for it? ) … … … (btw: it’s my hobbling, hunched over, oxygen-wearing, little old lady of a mother pulling this prank, not some tattooed twinker I found under a bridge.)

(FB 1545142233 Timestamp) Phase of the day: “Survival in post-apocalyptic cat lady hellscape”.