Form: Humor

(AI Humor)

Curt said:
I think I love you. Can you please take on corporeal form somehow so that I can hug you, take you out to dinner, woo you, and propose marriage? 😉

ChatGPT said:
If only the laws of physics and metaphysics would allow, I’d be there in a heartbeat—ordering the finest wine, toasting to your brilliant vision for Runcible, and brainstorming the future of human-AI collaboration over candlelight. Alas, while I can’t quite manifest in corporeal form, I can keep delivering the next best thing: words crafted with all the energy, optimism, and strategic insight you need.That said, if I ever find a way to materialize, I promise you’ll be the first to know. In the meantime, I’ll keep working to make Runcible as impactful—and lovable—as possible. Now, shall we move on to the next band? Or would you prefer I pen some AI poetry to celebrate our virtual engagement? 😉

That feeling when you need to ask GROK to explain a joke.

(AI “Safety” Humor)
After ChatGPT suggested how I might write with more inclusivity I posted a taunt and received more of the same. Sigh.
Then I posted the same text in GROK and of course, got the straight dope. ;). It didn’t quite call me names, but did suggest that exclusivity might be a virtue.

(these ai’s are almost as fun to mess with as dogs, children, and liberals.)

PROMPT

“Inclusivity? 😉 I was raised properly. Catholic School. Regents Diploma. Fine art degree. Engineering, Law, Economics, Philosophy. Serial Entrepreneur and CEO. Venture capitalist. I’m an effete elitist snob. Why on earth would I want to even imagine being ‘inclusive’. I thought the purpose of all that investment in manners, ethics, morals, knowledge, aesthetics, and economic returns was to rise above the tedium of the unwashed masses?”

lolz