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Source date (UTC): 2020-07-16 00:25:37 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1283558369626914817
Form: Humor
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Right-Wing Pornometer: NS: I watch porn but I don’t get it. WN: I watch porn but
Right-Wing Pornometer: NS: I watch porn but I don’t get it. WN: I watch porn but can’t last thu it. Patriot: I watch porn if it’s romantic and I’m ok with it. Civnat: I watch g on g porn but deny it. Xian: I watch Bi porn then confess my sins to god and am forgiven.
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Source date (UTC): 2020-07-15 22:44:35 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1283532945840644098
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Right-Wing Pornometer: NS: I watch porn but I don’t get it. WN: I watch porn but
Right-Wing Pornometer: NS: I watch porn but I don’t get it. WN: I watch porn but can’t last thu it. Patriot: I watch porn if it’s romantic and I’m ok with it. Civnat: I watch g on g porn but deny it. Xian: I watch Bi porn then confess my sins to god and am forgiven.
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Source date (UTC): 2020-07-15 20:28:00 UTC
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Source date (UTC): 2020-07-15 20:25:00 UTC
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(humor) Me. Yesterday. Restaurant. Breakfast. Sit down. Put my mask on top of my
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Me. Yesterday. Restaurant. Breakfast. Sit down. Put my mask on top of my head.
(Time passes)
Waitress: “Your mask is on your head”
Me: “Sorry?
Waitress: “Your mask is on top of your head”
Me: (straight face) “Yes. I’m protecting myself from infectious ideas.”
Waitress: (utter confusion) …. then head shaking.
Yes I got my bacon and eggs on time.
Source date (UTC): 2020-07-14 12:24:00 UTC
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(humor) Little old lady: “I hate Trump. I don’t want to vote for Biden. So, I’m
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Little old lady: “I hate Trump. I don’t want to vote for Biden. So, I’m going to write my name on the ballot. If you want a job done right, get a woman to do it!”
Me: (pause). “You mean like cleaning the house?”
Her: (middle finger)
Source date (UTC): 2020-07-14 12:21:00 UTC
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What’s wrong with Stalin, Hitler, Mao and Mussolini? Because “I see dead people”
What’s wrong with Stalin, Hitler, Mao and Mussolini?
Because “I see dead people”
lol
Source date (UTC): 2020-07-12 23:02:00 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1282450163840188418
Reply addressees: @PunishedWoland @SARMseller420 @RadSecretary
Replying to: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1282449024025591814
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What’s wrong with Stalin, Hitler, Mao and Mussolini? Because “I see dead people”
What’s wrong with Stalin, Hitler, Mao and Mussolini?
Because “I see dead people”
lol
Reply addressees: @PunishedWoland @SARMseller420 @RadSecretary
