(humor) Me. Yesterday. Restaurant. Breakfast. Sit down. Put my mask on top of my

(humor)

Me. Yesterday. Restaurant. Breakfast. Sit down. Put my mask on top of my head.

(Time passes)

Waitress: “Your mask is on your head”

Me: “Sorry?

Waitress: “Your mask is on top of your head”

Me: (straight face) “Yes. I’m protecting myself from infectious ideas.”

Waitress: (utter confusion) …. then head shaking.

Yes I got my bacon and eggs on time.