Whale penis bone, acktchually. 😉
Source date (UTC): 2021-09-13 19:36:33 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1437500467920130048
Reply addressees: @gigameds
Replying to: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1437498454209671170
Form: Humor
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THE BRAIN ISN”T COMPLICATED (humor) I have a set of ‘tics’ that only manifest in
THE BRAIN ISN”T COMPLICATED
(humor) I have a set of ‘tics’ that only manifest in certain situations, usually low information, when alone, where I use some gesture or phrase to escape an autistic OCD ‘stuck’ mode. The only verbal one, emerged after surgery as ‘I want to go home.’ Bad in social contexts. lol.While this mights eem a problem, it’s a very small price to pay for the fact that I can concentrate on anything for an endless period of time without any effort at all, as long as it’s even vaguely interesting.
We all have these behaviors at different levels of intensity and their severity corresponds with the difficulty of changing context. Those of us who are able to hyper-contextualize need some way of overloading the thalamus and regaining control of our attention.
So for most people that might just mean blinking, breathing deeply, or moving naturally. For the other end of the spectrum – pure autists – can’t break out of it no matter what. Knowledge of the ‘simplicity’ of the brain explains most everything from depression to tourettes.
Source date (UTC): 2021-09-11 17:35:20 UTC
Original post: https://gab.com/curtd/posts/106914232429169812
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(humor) I have a set of ‘tics’ that only manifest in certain situations, usually
(humor) I have a set of ‘tics’ that only manifest in certain situations, usually low information, when alone, where I use some gesture or phrase to escape an autistic OCD ‘stuck’ mode. The only verbal one, emerged after surgery as ‘I want to go home.’ Bad in social contexts. lol.
Source date (UTC): 2021-09-11 17:27:12 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1436743138450759684
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Hospital: “…any cough, fever..” Me: “No. Just an annoyingly positive dispositi
Hospital: “…any cough, fever..”
Me: “No. Just an annoyingly positive disposition. And it’s incurable.”
Them: two second delay, then exasperated laughter. Speechless.
Unexpected Laughter is almost as good as compliments.
Cheap way to improve the world. 😉
Source date (UTC): 2021-09-09 20:39:26 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1436066739729674249
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Another boring prediction of a tornado. These weather people always get our hope
Another boring prediction of a tornado. These weather people always get our hopes up. And they never deliver on the promise of fun, fear, chaos, destruction, and opportunity. lol.
Source date (UTC): 2021-09-01 22:20:35 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1433193093990395910
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(humor) Educated neighbors. After dinner. Chat. Accidentally dropped the aspie m
(humor) Educated neighbors. After dinner. Chat. Accidentally dropped the aspie mask, and was a little too unfiltered, gradually became self-aware that to normies in my natural state I am basically a high speed intertemporal computing device with a very thin human skin veneer. lol
Source date (UTC): 2021-08-31 23:06:26 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1432842244931862533
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“UC-Cthulhu” lol
“UC-Cthulhu” lol https://twitter.com/MichaelSurrago/status/1432685155307687937
Source date (UTC): 2021-08-31 12:43:34 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1432685492596887554
https://twitter.com/MichaelSurrago/status/1432685155307687937
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Yep. Other than reminders, appointments, and the weather, My favorite Alexa skil
Yep. Other than reminders, appointments, and the weather, My favorite Alexa skill is “Angry Girlfriend”.
Priceless.
Source date (UTC): 2021-08-31 10:52:24 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1432657517251862531
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(humor) I dunno who “somebody” is, but somebody around here needs to clean the f
(humor) I dunno who “somebody” is, but somebody around here needs to clean the floors, the kitchen, the tub, the laundry, and make my desk look somewhat more organized than the recycling bin. … I got a feeling that someone is in the mirror. I’m gonna have to talk to him.
Source date (UTC): 2021-08-30 14:06:18 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1432343928557252608
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(humor) Some guys get joy out of grilling. For me it’s chicken soup, chili, pot
(humor) Some guys get joy out of grilling. For me it’s chicken soup, chili, pot roast, steak in an iron pan, or pretty much any white fish. Today? A gallon of chili with just the right touch of cocoa and cinnamon 😉
Tho admittedly, I do prefer slow roasting the enemy on a spit.
Source date (UTC): 2021-08-29 23:16:04 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1432119891541348352