Form: Humor

(being human)
Newest high resolution pictures of Ganymede.
Why do I feel an urge to hug a planet? 😉
It needs hugs. 😉

When you have an uncontrollable urge to pull some public shenanigans that will make people think, wonder, or laugh, and your wife or gf sees the twinkle in your eye, and begs you not to embarass her – but she doesn’t realize that’s the incentive that inspires you the most. 😉

(irony)
Things I’ve learned from being an Aspie
1. “They” can never understand us.
2. If it’s bad enough to call a Dr, normies would be in the hospital or dead.
3. If it’s bad enough to call a therapist, normies would be in a ward or have suicided.

Pain Tolerance is not good. 😉

(relationship humor)
CD: “Why are women so yummy?”
BH: “Because god made them that way?”
CD: “It’s unfair. We need a talk with that guy.”
MS: “It’s because we wouldn’t have anything to do with them otherwise.”
CD: “Ouch.” (pause)
CD: “But why do they want anything to do with us?”

(humor)
Why do wives refer to a man’s enthusiastic impulsive expressions of physical affection as ‘mauling’?

They’re just ‘excited hugs’ that remove her from her feet, and stop her from what she’s doing. And no it doesn’t matter if we’re covered with lawn clippings and such. 😉

(life’s little joys)

Moving things around the house when your wife or girlfriend has worse OCD than you do. 😉

(The problem? Her retaliation *almost* negates the fun. Almost.)

(life’s little ironies)
That sound that tells you that it’s time to defrost the refrigerator, despite that the freezer is full. 😉

(HUMOR)
For those of us who lived in the northwest in particular.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fS1YASrNDkE

(self control)
You evil munchkins, baiting the aspie, by goading me into saying subtle horrors when I’m not paying full attention… 😉