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The perpetual condition of my daily life. 😉 https://t.co/B9IUgUzaLc
Source date (UTC): 2023-07-09 02:52:46 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1677873399182524416
Form: Humor
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(humor) The perpetual condition of my daily life. 😉
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My advice: don’t go with a woman who is ‘hotter than the sun’ because it causes
My advice: don’t go with a woman who is ‘hotter than the sun’ because it causes too many issues with the locals. 😉
Source date (UTC): 2023-07-07 15:40:26 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1677341812497809408
Reply addressees: @ChasingD0PAM1NE
Replying to: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1677340855718539265
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Apparently you haven’t seen my three wives – who are all taller than I am
Apparently you haven’t seen my three wives – who are all taller than I am.
Source date (UTC): 2023-06-30 23:50:33 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1674928438698713091
Reply addressees: @nucleusgracilis @AnnCoulter
Replying to: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1674919312253911041
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(relationship humor) The housekeeping service called by wife “the Ice B–ch” beh
(relationship humor)
The housekeeping service called by wife “the Ice B–ch” behind her back. I mean, what do you expect, she was MY wife. Who else do think could be married to me? 😉 I would occasionally sarcastically bark some equivalent to “Get in the kitchen and make me…
Source date (UTC): 2023-06-27 22:40:45 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1673823708907962369
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(relationship humor) The housekeeping service called by wife “the Ice B–ch” beh
(relationship humor)
The housekeeping service called by wife “the Ice B–ch” behind her back. I mean, what do you expect, she was MY wife. Who else do think could be married to me? 😉 I would occasionally sarcastically bark some equivalent to “Get in the kitchen and make me some pie!” Wait for the glare. Smile … and then RUN. 😉
Women are aweseome. 😉
But I have one question: Why is throwing a woman over your shoulder in a fireman’s carry, marching into the bedroom, throwing her on the bed, and saying “Ha, ha! You’re mine now!” Just produces exasperated expressions and eye rolls, and not sexual excitement?
Seriously. Women are awesome. 😉
Play is good.
Source date (UTC): 2023-06-27 22:40:44 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1673823708807405570
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(Staff Humor) –“I’ve never seen a better union than Curt + GPT4. It can be his
(Staff Humor)
–“I’ve never seen a better union than Curt + GPT4. It can be his 4th wife. The final symbiosis. ;)”– Tyler
Ouch. That hurt. Because truth hurts. 😉
Source date (UTC): 2023-06-26 13:43:45 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1673326180949164033
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Yes there are B—–s. But only in America. The rest of the world still has wome
Yes there are B—–s. But only in America. The rest of the world still has women.
Sorry. Had to. I couldn’t help myself. 😉
But you started it! 😉
Source date (UTC): 2023-06-21 23:26:54 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1671660998342725634
Reply addressees: @defnotadino @somanybadtweets @deesemonster @ModelYManiac @snopes @Starlink
Replying to: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1671660045593894920
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(humor) A lesson. 😉 @TheAutistocrat –“Sorry, but racial differences are real b
(humor)
A lesson. 😉
@TheAutistocrat
–“Sorry, but racial differences are real because people act as if they are real, and by doing so, make them real”–
What now? Racial differences are real first and then people act accordingly.
@curtdoolittle
Define Real. 😉
@TheAutistocrat
Measurable
@curtdoolittle
Ah. See? There’s the rub. Which is more real? 😉
I edited the text anyway to make you happy. 😉
@TheAutistocrat
Well, it’s closer.
@curtdoolittle
You’re as impossible to please as a woman. 😉
@TheAutistocrat
But for opposite reasons.
@curtdoolittleHave
I told you I love your brain lately? 😉
@NoahRevoy
This was a beautiful conversation.
(Yes it was. 😉 )
Source date (UTC): 2023-06-21 16:22:24 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1671554167301718019
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There is a new cult. It’s called “Exasperating Martin”. Or at least that’s what
There is a new cult. It’s called “Exasperating Martin”. Or at least that’s what I”m calling it for now. 😉
Source date (UTC): 2023-06-20 21:59:39 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1671276651450179585
Reply addressees: @TheAutistocrat @A_E_Winslow
Replying to: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1671272508669165568
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(humor) –“The difference between a fairy tale and a war story? One starts “once
(humor)
–“The difference between a fairy tale and a war story? One starts “once upon a time….”, and the other starts “no sh–t, there I was…”—
—Daniel Roland Anderson @DanAnde23836316
That’s about right. 😉 https://twitter.com/DRolandAnderson/status/1671216614845595650
Source date (UTC): 2023-06-20 18:03:58 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1671217342552866835
https://twitter.com/DRolandAnderson/status/1671216614845595650