(relationship humor) The housekeeping service called by wife “the Ice B–ch” beh

(relationship humor)
The housekeeping service called by wife “the Ice B–ch” behind her back. I mean, what do you expect, she was MY wife. Who else do think could be married to me? 😉 I would occasionally sarcastically bark some equivalent to “Get in the kitchen and make me some pie!” Wait for the glare. Smile … and then RUN. 😉

Women are aweseome. 😉

But I have one question: Why is throwing a woman over your shoulder in a fireman’s carry, marching into the bedroom, throwing her on the bed, and saying “Ha, ha! You’re mine now!” Just produces exasperated expressions and eye rolls, and not sexual excitement?

Seriously. Women are awesome. 😉

Play is good.