Form: Humor

  • Republicans attack ObamaContent as “socialized meaning” « fauxphilnews

    In a rare break from party infighting, Monday’s Republican primary debate saw the candidates unite in their derision of “ObamaContent,” the president’s newly unveiled theory of linguistic meaning.  The theory, which relies upon the practice of a speaker’s linguistic community to fix the semantic content of many words, was attacked as “socialized meaning” by the debate participants.

    via Republicans attack ObamaContent as “socialized meaning” « fauxphilnews.

    This is just the right making use of the left’s strategy (from Chomsky etc.). Just as they have adopted every other strategy after some frustrating internal hand wringing about their feelings about the ethics of it. And so we continue the cycle of degenerative discourse. The underlying issue remains the same. We either use the caretaker strategy, which is a synonym for subsidizing the birth rates of the lower classes, or we use the aristocratic strategy which is a synonym for constraining the birth rates of the lower classes. The ‘framing’ in political discourse consists of using every possible distraction to avoid the underlying issue: that norms are dependent upon the behavioral ability of the majority and therefore the right’s concept of freedom requires individual accountability and the suppression of the birth rates of the lower classes in order to achieve improvements in the body politic. The left’s concept of freedom requires redistribution, tolerance for impulsivity over discipline, and an authoritarian government to perform administration of it. It is possible to create a compromise between these two worlds, but not while the ‘framing’ is conducted by either the right or the left as a means of avoiding the underlying problem.

  • SILLY I need a little set of printed person humor cards, that say: 1) “We are bu

    SILLY

    I need a little set of printed person humor cards, that say:

    1) “We are business people. We sell ideas for a living. That means that we are a bit clueless by our very nature. So if we are loud, tell us. It’s OK. It’s also perfectly OK to throw us out of the restaurant at closing time. Because we aren’t going to notice that you want to go home on our own. We won’t feel bad. We’ll even tip you better. –Thanks in advance.”

    2) “A martini is a ritual. It’s like the Japanese Tea Ceremony. It’s heretical and unpatriotic to make it incorrectly. This is how you make a proper martini: a) a very cold glass b) a cocktail shaker c) place three ounces of gin d) four or five drops of vermouth e) four or five ice cubes: holding each cube in the palm of your hand, bash it a good one with the back of a heavy tablespoon, to crack it into chunks. Drop the ice chunks into the cocktail shaker. e) Shake HARD back and forth for 15 or 20 seconds – this will make it very cold. Pour into the glass. Add either lemon peel or olive, and serve immediately. –Thank you for your diligence in this matter.”

    3) “No, I don’t think you’re attractive, I’m just an extrovert and a nerd. Being nice to random people, regardless of gender, is like physical exercise: it makes me feel good. And like smiling, it costs nothing, requires little effort and makes the world a better place for all of us. –Noblesse Oblige.”

    I’d use the first one all the time. I’d use the second one some of the time. I’d never use the third one. But it would make me feel better to know that I could use it if I wanted to. 🙂


    Source date (UTC): 2012-01-12 11:54:00 UTC

  • Dear daisy benejan: thank you for the nude photos. I am sure you are a very nice

    Dear daisy benejan: thank you for the nude photos. I am sure you are a very nice person, but no I do not want to be friends.

    Even Facebook isn’t safe from solicitors.


    Source date (UTC): 2011-12-24 18:35:00 UTC

  • GEEK HUMOR: QUESTION: What’s the difference between an economist and a used car

    GEEK HUMOR:

    QUESTION: What’s the difference between an economist and a used car salesman?

    ANSWER: Only the used car salesman knows when he’s lying to you.

    (Courtesy of Newmark’s Door)


    Source date (UTC): 2011-12-19 07:34:00 UTC

  • DARWIN’S HUMOR OF THE DAY: A 46-year-old man and a friend had gone hunting duck

    DARWIN’S HUMOR OF THE DAY:

    A 46-year-old man and a friend had gone hunting duck hunting along with a dog on Sunday about 8:30 a.m. on the north end of the Great Salt Lake.

    The two men were in a canoe-like boat in a shallow marsh area. One of the men got out of the boat to set up or collect decoys and laid his 12-gauge shotgun across the bow of the boat

    Shortly thereafter the dog jumped up on the bow and stepped on the gun. The gun fired and shot the man in the buttocks from a distance of ten feet.

    Medical crews later removed 27 pellets of birdshot from the victim.

    The moral of the story? It’s called a ‘safety’ for a reason. Use it. 🙂


    Source date (UTC): 2011-12-01 08:40:00 UTC

  • Amanda is wearing blue pyjamas with cartoon kittens on them. Seriously. How do I

    Amanda is wearing blue pyjamas with cartoon kittens on them. Seriously. How do I respond? I mean. It’s just wrong. Someone help me out here. 🙂


    Source date (UTC): 2011-09-07 21:41:00 UTC

  • QUESTION: If you could have any three guests, past or present, to dinner who wou

    QUESTION: If you could have any three guests, past or present, to dinner who would they be?

    Alexander. Aristotle. Zoroaster. Mostly so that I could kill Zoroaster and I’d have an appreciative audience that would applaud my actions.


    Source date (UTC): 2011-08-21 11:41:00 UTC

  • Sam Hughes posted a bit of humor on G+: Seattle’s Summer is a failed installatio

    Sam Hughes posted a bit of humor on G+: Seattle’s Summer is a failed installation. The whole country is frying, and it’s the middle of July, and it’s in the low 60’s right now.


    Source date (UTC): 2011-07-21 22:23:00 UTC

  • OK. A glorified Quality Inn with a golf course is not a ‘resort’. Well. Except m

    OK. A glorified Quality Inn with a golf course is not a ‘resort’. Well. Except maybe here… Resorts have staff. They cater to you. They are cheerful. I mean, I had to wheel my own bags? (But, I just heard that there are 40(!) Prix St. Greorges competitors this weekend. So it should be a good show.)


    Source date (UTC): 2011-07-14 16:51:00 UTC

  • Priceless Insights: Amanda’s favorite horse trainer. While teaching a Dressage m

    Priceless Insights: Amanda’s favorite horse trainer. While teaching a Dressage maneuver, where the horse gets lazy: “It’s essentially a Catholic sport. Make the horse feel guilty.”


    Source date (UTC): 2011-06-30 10:48:00 UTC