(nerd humor) I love the comments that accompany code checkins. Usually the best are one programmer criticizing another. Today’s lot included a chain of F–K peppered expletives over the organization of conditions. It’s just so genuine, and so HUMAN when I see this stuff – I love it.
Source date (UTC): 2014-11-05 16:22:00 UTC
(Hotel humor. If she was mine, I’d have to leave her. Or stick a sock in her mouth.)
Source date (UTC): 2014-11-01 03:32:00 UTC
http://www.machovideo.com/13477/50-man-russian-brawl/Sports Done Properly
(Stuff I Love About Russia )
Source date (UTC): 2014-10-30 16:53:00 UTC
EVOLUTIONARY STRATEGIES
Well, you know, my uncompromised evolutionary strategy, is to develop, lead, and execute a plan by which me and mine can conquer, oppress, enslave, kill, breed with, consume the resources, land of, and opportunities of, whomever we desire – regardless of the consequences to the inferior victims.
And that this strategy is – as long as we produce a greater suppression of dysgenic free riding and rent seeking – the most logical and moral ambition possible for man: to improve mankind so that mankind reaches its highest potential.
So, that’s the starting point for any negotiation. The first question of politics is why don’t I kill you and take your stuff. (Although I am not interested in the hearing lamentation of your women – that’s cruelty and there is no honor in cruelty.)
If you argue that mutually beneficial cooperation is always an advantage the you’re either making a fool, mistaken, a fraud, or you’re outright lying.
So now that you know my – our – starting position, then you must provide incentives sufficient to do otherwise. And it is hard to do so.
The only compromise position I know of is to cooperate with inferior, less-moral, others while suppressing their rates of reproduction, so that we cause them no harm, but they cause man no harm by dysgenic reproduction.
(wow.. did I really just write that? Truth is what it is.)
Source date (UTC): 2014-10-30 10:58:00 UTC
Nerd Humor
Am I spending too much time at London Coffee House? Why do I ask? Either the local router or the ISP has blocked my MAC address (unique id of a network interface on a network card), probably assuming that I’m a leech rather than just an awesome customer who LOVES London Coffee House? lol
So I did what any proper nerd does: I spoofed my mac address and bingo. 😉
Kirill and I are working out of the coffee shop on Oversing. I had a panic yesterday and now everyone is trying to give me behavioral tranquilizers. lol
I love my guys.
Кофейный дом “LONDON”
Source date (UTC): 2014-10-29 08:15:00 UTC
APPLE IS LIKE A COP ON A STING OPERATION
Really. I don’t NEED another Mac. I have FIVE (13″ air, 15″ pro, 15″pro retina, 17″ pro, Mini, plus two Mac Pro servers, an ipad and an iphone)
It’s like I’m a drug addict and they keep offering crack at a discount to good customers.
Sigh. But a 27″ 5K display … is just… well, its just like good dark chocolate, coffee, a bear rug and a fire…. I an’t resist.
(Yes, I have a bear rug. And no I don’t share.)
Source date (UTC): 2014-10-29 06:10:00 UTC
HOBBIES?
(More bangs for the buck?)
Have you ever considered ex-wife collecting? It’s an interesting hobby of mine.
I found it was much cheaper to collect ex-girlfriends and ex-fiancées than ex wives, but collecting is still a great hobby either way.
In retrospect I highly recommend collecting ex-lovers, ex-girlfriends and ex- fiancées and forgoing ex-wife collecting.
More bangs for the buck so to speak.
Source date (UTC): 2014-10-28 22:02:00 UTC
—“WhatsApp lost $232.5 million in the first six months of 2014, compared to a loss of $58.8 million in the first six months of 2013.”—
(I’d like to lose that much money sometime, just because it’s like saying you wipe with silk…..wtf)
Source date (UTC): 2014-10-28 21:49:00 UTC
THE OTHER WHITE MEAT
I wonder what spices they used on roasted neaderthal?
Source date (UTC): 2014-10-28 16:29:00 UTC
(dating site humor) You know, in order to keep their numbers up, (the perception of inventory that they do not in fact have) the dating sites rarely will delete your profile without a written request, and even then they just spam you with fake hits to try to get you to rejoin, no matter what you do. I really wish I could add a standard email response without rejoining that said: –“First, even in America, you are nowhere near attractive enough to even contact me; and second, I live in Ukraine, where the average woman in Ukraine is an 8 or 9 and by comparison the average woman in america is a 3 or 4. WTF is wrong with you?”– Just to see how long it took my profile to come down. lol )
Source date (UTC): 2014-10-26 11:48:00 UTC