(dating site humor) You know, in order to keep their numbers up, (the perception

(dating site humor) You know, in order to keep their numbers up, (the perception of inventory that they do not in fact have) the dating sites rarely will delete your profile without a written request, and even then they just spam you with fake hits to try to get you to rejoin, no matter what you do. I really wish I could add a standard email response without rejoining that said: –“First, even in America, you are nowhere near attractive enough to even contact me; and second, I live in Ukraine, where the average woman in Ukraine is an 8 or 9 and by comparison the average woman in america is a 3 or 4. WTF is wrong with you?”– Just to see how long it took my profile to come down. lol )