The zombie apocalypse is here. They just have 80 IQ’s instead of 40. The virus is conceptual. And you don’t have to shoot them in the head. Anywhere will do.
Form: Humor
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The Zombie Apocalypse Is Here!
The zombie apocalypse is here. They just have 80 IQ’s instead of 40. The virus is conceptual. And you don’t have to shoot them in the head. Anywhere will do.
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Q: What does it mean when your boyfriend is in your bed gasping for breath and c
Q: What does it mean when your boyfriend is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You didn’t hold the pillow down long enough.
sigh
Source date (UTC): 2015-11-20 15:36:00 UTC
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(Humor)
(Humor)
Source date (UTC): 2015-11-19 02:28:00 UTC
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TEST IF YOU’RE A GENTLEMAN? I do not rescue spiders – living in Seattle broke th
TEST IF YOU’RE A GENTLEMAN?
I do not rescue spiders – living in Seattle broke that habit. I will very infrequently dry my hair when in hurry, needs cutting, or if it’s cold. And I will compliment a woman’s performance to my closest friends even if it isn’t true – it ends inquiry in advance. Otherwise the list has nothing objectionable.
( BTW: Besides sailing a boat and riding a horse, I can also sew and tailor in a pinch, change a tire, fire any gun, bandage a wound, write a contract, and give a bit of money to the little old babushka’s on the street. The list isn’t long enough. 😉 )
http://www.countrylife.co.uk/features/the-39-steps-to-being-a-gentleman-78780
Source date (UTC): 2015-11-15 12:52:00 UTC
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Not that decapitation is unproductive… 😉
Not that decapitation is unproductive… 😉
Source date (UTC): 2015-11-14 22:16:48 UTC
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(humor) #nrx
(humor) #nrx https://t.co/Dvt0XqGgXY
Source date (UTC): 2015-11-14 21:29:23 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/665642708766220289
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( I dunno. Some guys like puns, some drinking, and some dick and fart jokes. I l
( I dunno. Some guys like puns, some drinking, and some dick and fart jokes. I like morbid absurdity. Probably the result of reeding so many Creepy and Eerie Magazines in the 60’s and 70’s. Ah… Our formative years. Nothing like a bunk, summer camp, and skipping classes to read comic books. Sigh. )
Source date (UTC): 2015-11-14 17:20:00 UTC
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#conservative
http://twitter.com/curtdoolittle/status/665649379060137984/photo/1/large?utm_source=fb&utm_medium=fb&utm_campaign=curtdoolittle&utm_content=665649379060137984#nrx #conservative https://t.co/pCjbHIvZ4r
Source date (UTC): 2015-11-14 16:55:00 UTC
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#nrx
http://twitter.com/curtdoolittle/status/665642708766220289/photo/1/large?utm_source=fb&utm_medium=fb&utm_campaign=curtdoolittle&utm_content=665642708766220289(humor) #nrx https://t.co/Dvt0XqGgXY
Source date (UTC): 2015-11-14 16:29:00 UTC