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Zombie Apocalypse, where people run around and take all the stuff no one else can defend, is the white version of urban rioting.
Source date (UTC): 2016-04-25 12:51:00 UTC
Form: Humor
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(humor) Zombie Apocalypse, where people run around and take all the stuff no one
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ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE SCRIPT ADVICE 101 Look at photos of the most horrible places i
ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE SCRIPT ADVICE 101
Look at photos of the most horrible places in the world, and you will find that people adapt. They laugh. Joke. They get about their business. They do what they need to. They don’t moralize.
You know what the zombie apocalypse looks like? A lot of people having a lot of fun mowing down other people. We are hella good at it. And hella good at enjoying it. And hella good at celebrating it.
Are you kidding? Depressed zombie hunters?
Lets get real. People will miss the past for not much longer than it takes to adapt to the present.
Source date (UTC): 2016-04-25 12:45:00 UTC
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NEW VIRAL VIDEO IDEA Take three men. Lamp Cord. Smartphone. Catch a “Progressive
NEW VIRAL VIDEO IDEA
Take three men. Lamp Cord. Smartphone.
Catch a “Progressive” (meaning ‘liar, cheater, thief’).
One man videos, one holds cord around neck, third interviews.
Ask for truthful answers to politically incorrect questions.
If they answer truthfully, ask them why they usually lie.
If they answer truthfully congratulate them.
Stomach Punch a few times, so cannot run, throw to ground, leave.
Beat them severely if they answer falsely.
Beat them more severely if they answer falsely again.
Beat them senseless if they answer falsely a third time.
Edit and sanitize video.
Share with friends and family.
Repeat endlessly.
I wonder if this idea will catch on? 😉
Source date (UTC): 2016-04-25 07:53:00 UTC
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Chicks that read Forbes are Hot
Chicks that read Forbes are Hot.
Source date (UTC): 2016-04-24 05:03:00 UTC
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The internet: +much easier faster access to information. -it’s much harder to pu
The internet: +much easier faster access to information. -it’s much harder to punch a deserving idiot in the face. #NewRight
Source date (UTC): 2016-04-17 08:07:26 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/721611009325207552
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(Humor) I do assume that people are dysfunctional, solipsistic, narcissistic, or
(Humor) I do assume that people are dysfunctional, solipsistic, narcissistic, or schizotypal, far more often than stupid.
Source date (UTC): 2016-04-12 16:26:45 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/719924727465304066
Reply addressees: @CharleeYeager
Replying to: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/719851493080195072
IN REPLY TO:
@ChuckkkHoover
@curtdoolittle Curt, I always wonder if you are responding to someone w/o tagging them, or just assume your followers are stupid. 😉
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/719851493080195072
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maybe we tax all governments based upon the number of people they have below 105
maybe we tax all governments based upon the number of people they have below 105. 😉
Source date (UTC): 2016-04-11 07:00:00 UTC
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NEET: a necessary ingredient in the manufacture, distribution and consumption of
NEET: a necessary ingredient in the manufacture, distribution and consumption of Soylent Green.
Source date (UTC): 2016-04-03 12:50:00 UTC
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British: desperately seeking congratulations. Americans: desperately seeking att
British: desperately seeking congratulations. Americans: desperately seeking attention. Canadians desperately seeking mediocrity.
Source date (UTC): 2016-04-03 12:45:23 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/716607526947721216
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British: desperately seeking congratulations. Americans: desperately seeking att
British: desperately seeking congratulations. Americans: desperately seeking attention. Canadians desperately seeking mediocrity.
Source date (UTC): 2016-04-03 08:45:00 UTC