EU:”We’re going to punish Brits by….”
UK:”We’re going to offer bank secrecy to all Europeans like we do Arabs.”
EU:”oops….”
#Brexit
Source date (UTC): 2016-06-28 11:34:00 UTC
EU:”We’re going to punish Brits by….”
UK:”We’re going to offer bank secrecy to all Europeans like we do Arabs.”
EU:”oops….”
#Brexit
Source date (UTC): 2016-06-28 11:34:00 UTC
Listen. All the UK has to do is provide bank secrecy for europeans, and they’ll conquer the continent. 😉
Source date (UTC): 2016-06-28 06:17:43 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/747675325904064513
Eat the Weak.
(metaphorically that is)
Source date (UTC): 2016-06-20 03:37:00 UTC
We should file a class action suit on behalf of all the people’s lives damaged by the nobel prize committee
Source date (UTC): 2016-05-30 16:04:55 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/737313849649602561
Reply addressees: @carloff74 @catoletters
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(argumentative ridicule)
***Don’t bring a tampon to a gunfight.***
(Wimps)
Source date (UTC): 2016-05-26 12:04:00 UTC
(choice words of the day)
—“Nobody uses PHP anymore except old people.”—
Wow. I feel dissed. 🙂
Source date (UTC): 2016-05-26 01:58:00 UTC
MAN: “Hey. There is a handsome man in my mirror. He keeps asking me if you’ll kiss him. I thought I would ask you for him.”
WOMAN: “First I’ll need to look upon this handsome man to know whether I want to kiss him. (laugh)(laugh)(laugh)”
Flirting is like flowers. It just makes the world a better place.
Source date (UTC): 2016-05-18 08:42:00 UTC
(humor)
—“Could you imagine a group of children raised from birth, hearing only Walken, Shatner, Gilbert Gottfried, Bobcat Goldthwait, and Robin Leach?”— (A Redditor)
Source date (UTC): 2016-05-15 09:38:00 UTC
LOLZ
http://nypost.com/2016/05/06/russias-obama-ice-cream-deepens-chilly-relations-with-us/
Source date (UTC): 2016-05-07 14:10:00 UTC
ok. I can’t resist. I just can’t resist: “Did they pirate the software for that one too?” Sorry. Couldn’t help myself. 🙂
Source date (UTC): 2016-05-01 12:08:02 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/726744988768428032
Reply addressees: @EuromaidanPress
Replying to: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/726744069842440193
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@EuromaidanPress
Europe’s first electronic computer was created in Ukraine https://t.co/PT0MzjHt4V https://t.co/WQ7qsoCaaD
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/726744069842440193