Q: “Why do you own an AR-15?”
A: “Because I can’t throw a rock 3100 feet per second.”
lolz
BTW: AR-15 = “Armalite Rifle Model 15” – by Armalite Arms, Hollywood California. (Really).
Source date (UTC): 2018-03-18 16:06:00 UTC
Form: Humor
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Q: “Why do you own an AR-15?” A: “Because I can’t throw a rock 3100 feet per sec
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And we called Ford clumsy…. She can’t walk across a sidewalk without getting a
And we called Ford clumsy…. She can’t walk across a sidewalk without getting an injury.
Source date (UTC): 2018-03-17 00:39:27 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/974807391937138689
Reply addressees: @RealJamesWoods
Replying to: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/974516043551932416
IN REPLY TO:
@RealJamesWoods
This is not funny. Her family should help her. https://t.co/fJ0iFC20st
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/974516043551932416
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(Video making the rounds. Guy makes selfie doing some girl. Cut to her father ma
(Video making the rounds. Guy makes selfie doing some girl. Cut to her father making vido of two shotgun rounds to the head followed by a mag-dump with a pistol. I mean, the shotgun wedding, shotgun murder thing seems to work just fine. I was surprised he didn’t douse him with gasoline and light him on fire.) -
(Video making the rounds. Guy makes selfie doing some girl. Cut to her father ma
(Video making the rounds. Guy makes selfie doing some girl. Cut to her father making vido of two shotgun rounds to the head followed by a mag-dump with a pistol. I mean, the shotgun wedding, shotgun murder thing seems to work just fine. I was surprised he didn’t douse him with gasoline and light him on fire.) -
(Video making the rounds. Guy makes selfie doing some girl. Cut to her father ma
(Video making the rounds. Guy makes selfie doing some girl. Cut to her father making vido of two shotgun rounds to the head followed by a mag-dump with a pistol. I mean, the shotgun wedding, shotgun murder thing seems to work just fine. I was surprised he didn’t douse him with gasoline and light him on fire.)
Source date (UTC): 2018-03-13 19:49:00 UTC
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(old humor: In this counterstrike level, if you move back and forth behind the s
(old humor: In this counterstrike level, if you move back and forth behind the sheep for 30 seconds they make porn-sounds. It was my homage to those sheep and goat videos coming out of iraq, afghanistan, and pakistan). -
(old humor: In this counterstrike level, if you move back and forth behind the s
(old humor: In this counterstrike level, if you move back and forth behind the sheep for 30 seconds they make porn-sounds. It was my homage to those sheep and goat videos coming out of iraq, afghanistan, and pakistan). -
(humor) A Woman. A Typical New England Liberal. A passionate participant in ‘The
(humor) A Woman. A Typical New England Liberal. A passionate participant in ‘The Narrative’. So, I put Parental Controls on MSNBC. Out of the blue, it asks for a code. I ask “what do they put on that channel that is harmful to children?” And, “why would they feel the need to censor MSNBC?” No suspicion whatsoever. Unfortunately I couldn’t control myself…. ha…. ha, ha, ha.. aaaaaaah ha ha ha ha! omg….. I can’t breathe. lol -
(humor) A Woman. A Typical New England Liberal. A passionate participant in ‘The
(humor)
A Woman. A Typical New England Liberal.
A passionate participant in ‘The Narrative’.
So, I put Parental Controls on MSNBC.
Out of the blue, it asks for a code.
I ask “what do they put on that channel that is harmful to children?” And, “why would they feel the need to censor MSNBC?”
No suspicion whatsoever.
Unfortunately I couldn’t control myself….
ha…. ha, ha, ha.. aaaaaaah ha ha ha ha!
omg….. I can’t breathe. lol
Source date (UTC): 2018-03-07 09:13:00 UTC
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(humor) A Woman. A Typical New England Liberal. A passionate participant in ‘The
(humor) A Woman. A Typical New England Liberal. A passionate participant in ‘The Narrative’. So, I put Parental Controls on MSNBC. Out of the blue, it asks for a code. I ask “what do they put on that channel that is harmful to children?” And, “why would they feel the need to censor MSNBC?” No suspicion whatsoever. Unfortunately I couldn’t control myself…. ha…. ha, ha, ha.. aaaaaaah ha ha ha ha! omg….. I can’t breathe. lol