Curt Doolittle

Form: Humor

  • photos_and_videos/AJesterWearsAHornedCrown_10155937479802264/44782589_1015673092

    photos_and_videos/AJesterWearsAHornedCrown_10155937479802264/44782589_1015673092

    photos_and_videos/AJesterWearsAHornedCrown_10155937479802264/44782589_10156730924782264_5339885981023600640_o_10156730924777264.jpg Curtus MaximusOmg lol. This one is great.Oct 25, 2018 8:52pmAndrew ClaytonCurt’s day jobOct 25, 2018 8:58pmStephen Klostermeier“Hope is the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of your greatest strength and your greatest weakness.”Oct 25, 2018 10:34pmCurtus MaximusConcordantly, you will compete in markets and be governed under natural law of reciprocity.Oct 25, 2018 10:45pmJames SantagataBest one yet!Oct 25, 2018 11:24pmBryan Nova BreyI like this meme.Oct 25, 2018 11:43pmSteve PenderIf you had this as your background image, then Joe Rogan had you on, maybe Elon Musk might check your ideas out.Oct 26, 2018 9:03pmCurt DoolittleWell, maybe we gotta work on that.Oct 26, 2018 9:05pmJohn EdwardPeter Thiel is another billionaire who might enjoy Curt’s writings.Oct 26, 2018 11:53pm

    Source date (UTC): 2018-10-24 19:20:00 UTC

  • Phrase Of The Day: —“Oak Tree Nationalism.”— Andrew Gribble (noose pike and

    Phrase Of The Day:

    —“Oak Tree Nationalism.”— Andrew Gribble

    (noose pike and pyre.)

    lolz 😉

    Source date (UTC): 2018-10-23 20:02:25 UTC

    Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1054825390219452416

  • Phrase Of The Day: —“Oak Tree Nationalism.”— Andrew Gribble (noose pike and

    Phrase Of The Day:

    —“Oak Tree Nationalism.”— Andrew Gribble

    (noose pike and pyre.)

    lolz 😉

    Source date (UTC): 2018-10-23 16:02:00 UTC

  • lol

    lol

    lol https://t.co/iQ9jBleaSl

    Source date (UTC): 2018-10-22 19:35:53 UTC

    Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1054456325080518656

  • Gender Differences in Nonsense-Speech

    October 20th, 2018 9:08 AM GENDER DIFFERENCES IN NONSENSE-SPEECH (humor)

    —“Girls talk about stupid girl stuff, and guys talk about stupid guy stuff. We all do it. The difference is guys know it’s stupid stuff.”— A Friend

    It’s just that girls maintain the peace by not ADMITTING its stupid stuff (Defecting), where men preserve loyalty by admitting it’s stupid stuff. Inverse relations, same purpose.

  • The Economics of Cannibalism?

    October 20th, 2018 8:43 AM THE ECONOMICS OF CANNIBALISM? (humor)

    —“They still practice cannibalism there”—Andy Ujku

    [I] always wonder ‘what are the choice cuts‘ for cannibals? Because, humans have glutes and thighs and calves but we have evolved to trade muscle for heat dissipation and brain size – and that made us expensive life forms. People are plentiful herd animals, and great beasts of burden, as the ancient slave societies illustrated, but because humans grow and mature slowly and expressively, they provide poor caloric returns. Stuff that eats grass provides better investment for eating – and humans serve better as beasts of burden than food source. 😉 (See? Economics in everything. lolz;)

  • Gender Differences in Nonsense-Speech

    October 20th, 2018 9:08 AM GENDER DIFFERENCES IN NONSENSE-SPEECH (humor)

    —“Girls talk about stupid girl stuff, and guys talk about stupid guy stuff. We all do it. The difference is guys know it’s stupid stuff.”— A Friend

    It’s just that girls maintain the peace by not ADMITTING its stupid stuff (Defecting), where men preserve loyalty by admitting it’s stupid stuff. Inverse relations, same purpose.

  • The Economics of Cannibalism?

    October 20th, 2018 8:43 AM THE ECONOMICS OF CANNIBALISM? (humor)

    —“They still practice cannibalism there”—Andy Ujku

    [I] always wonder ‘what are the choice cuts‘ for cannibals? Because, humans have glutes and thighs and calves but we have evolved to trade muscle for heat dissipation and brain size – and that made us expensive life forms. People are plentiful herd animals, and great beasts of burden, as the ancient slave societies illustrated, but because humans grow and mature slowly and expressively, they provide poor caloric returns. Stuff that eats grass provides better investment for eating – and humans serve better as beasts of burden than food source. 😉 (See? Economics in everything. lolz;)

  • Me. in college. In the late 70s: “Never trust anyone over 40? Are you kidding? I

    Me. in college. In the late 70s: “Never trust anyone over 40? Are you kidding? I can’t find anyone under 50 that i’d trust with a pair of scissors.”

    Source date (UTC): 2018-10-20 15:02:40 UTC

    Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1053662793575088128

  • “We have a strong relationship where I get “volun-told” what I like.”— Husband

    —“We have a strong relationship where I get “volun-told” what I like.”— Husband

    Does that sound like a c u c k?

    Source date (UTC): 2018-10-20 13:05:29 UTC

    Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1053633302727397376