Form: Humor

  • (via @[100003211756374:2048:Adam J. Meek] ) Yeah. I always think it’s hysterical

    (via @[100003211756374:2048:Adam J. Meek] )

    Yeah. I always think it’s hysterical when someone uses the aspie, spectrum, autist criticism against me. It’s like complaining that superman can fly. Aspieness (or at least those of us on the borderline) is a Superpower. It sucks when you’re young, but as you mature it’s gods gift for information processing in a world where we are paid for information processing.


    Source date (UTC): 2018-11-05 07:06:00 UTC

  • “Inside every absolutist is a young girl ready to blossom.”—Göran Dahl ( Doh!

    —“Inside every absolutist is a young girl ready to blossom.”—Göran Dahl

    ( Doh! lol )


    Source date (UTC): 2018-11-05 06:53:00 UTC

  • ( senior citizen torture: teaching my octogenarian mother how to operate her new

    ( senior citizen torture: teaching my octogenarian mother how to operate her new car – including, that if she presses a button near the radio, and says “wipers on or wipers off” and the same for the lights the voice recognition will turn them on for her. She tries repeatedly and I say “hmm… must have trouble interpreting your voice. Try louder.” She catches on. I nearly lose consciousness from laughing so hard. She calls me lots of unkind names. I walk her to her condo, put her groceries away. Start laughing again. She gives me the finger. lolz…. I have to eventually learn that humans are not just pets, and that it isn’t nice to put tape on the cat’s feet either….. )


    Source date (UTC): 2018-11-02 21:17:00 UTC

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    ( senior citizen torture: teaching my octogenarian mother how to operate her new car – including, that if she presses a button near the radio, and says “wipers on or wipers off” and the same for the lights the voice recognition will turn them on for her. She tries repeatedly and I say “hmm… must have trouble interpreting your voice. Try louder.” She catches on. I nearly lose consciousness from laughing so hard. She calls me lots of unkind names. I walk her to her condo, put her groceries away. Start laughing again. She gives me the finger. lolz…. I have to eventually learn that humans are not just pets, and that it isn’t nice to put tape on the cat’s feet either….. )

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    ( senior citizen torture: teaching my octogenarian mother how to operate her new car – including, that if she presses a button near the radio, and says “wipers on or wipers off” and the same for the lights the voice recognition will turn them on for her. She tries repeatedly and I say “hmm… must have trouble interpreting your voice. Try louder.” She catches on. I nearly lose consciousness from laughing so hard. She calls me lots of unkind names. I walk her to her condo, put her groceries away. Start laughing again. She gives me the finger. lolz…. I have to eventually learn that humans are not just pets, and that it isn’t nice to put tape on the cat’s feet either….. )

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    photos_and_videos/TimelinePhotos_SxeO6JU-xg/45288608_10156750941587264_1402676872231256064_n_10156750941582264.jpg Kevin CoxI have arrived. 🤣Nov 2, 2018, 3:22 PMFreyr Björnsson”Wotan put a hard heart in our breasts” – a prayer for the 21. centuryNov 3, 2018, 8:36 AM—“Once men find some iron to put in their hearts, they’ll have no trouble finding iron to put in their hands.”— via Kevin Cox

    “IRON COLD IRON IS MASTER OF THEM ALL”


    Source date (UTC): 2018-11-02 14:00:00 UTC

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    photos_and_videos/TimelinePhotos_SxeO6JU-xg/45200388_10156747633972264_2897448134030393344_n_10156747633967264.jpg Another one from @[687166933:2048:Bjorn Moritz] omg.. lolJennifer DeanHmmn, looks like a visit to the chiropractor is in order.Nov 1, 2018, 5:37 AMJim WaltersLooking like you’re about to kill for the Night KingNov 1, 2018, 5:56 AMJohn MarkCurt after encountering several sacred cows.Nov 1, 2018, 7:22 AMSteven J. WoronSee? And you were complaining about your weight….Nov 1, 2018, 9:43 AMAnother one from Bjorn Moritz omg.. lol


    Source date (UTC): 2018-11-01 05:20:00 UTC

  • photos_and_videos/TimelinePhotos_SxeO6JU-xg/45200388_10156747633972264_289744813

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    photos_and_videos/TimelinePhotos_SxeO6JU-xg/45200388_10156747633972264_2897448134030393344_n_10156747633967264.jpg Another one from @[687166933:2048:Bjorn Moritz] omg.. lolJennifer DeanHmmn, looks like a visit to the chiropractor is in order.Nov 1, 2018, 5:37 AMJohn MarkCurt after encountering several sacred cows.Nov 1, 2018, 7:22 AMSteven J. WoronSee? And you were complaining about your weight….Nov 1, 2018, 9:43 AMAnother one from Bjorn Moritz omg.. lol


    Source date (UTC): 2018-11-01 05:20:00 UTC

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    photos_and_videos/TimelinePhotos_SxeO6JU-xg/45276219_10156746572052264_8959611438008107008_n_10156746572047264.jpg HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

    (restore human sacrifice!)

    Seriously. It’s the time of year when you bring the animals down from the pasture, slaughter those you can’t feed, store the harvest for the winter, and welcome the winter and the dead back from their slumber. And to feed them, by burning the undesirables at the stake, to decrease the burden of winter costs 😉

    hugs all. ;)Andrea RoyallAlso a time to celebrate your dead ancestors so that they 1-) bless your hearth, home, fertility (and harvest goes with fertility) and 2-) provide protection throughout the winter as the nights lengthen.Oct 31, 2018, 7:05 PMCurt DoolittleCold Nights, Soft Linens, Warm Bodies, Hot Drinks, Slow Cooked Meals. Cold Floors.Oct 31, 2018, 7:09 PMNick DahlheimHugging all of you by the Halloween funeral pikes and pyres!Oct 31, 2018, 7:16 PMAlejandro ChirinosOw,the edgeOct 31, 2018, 7:45 PMSteven J. WoronOr…Oct 31, 2018, 7:49 PMCurt DoolittleI like your idea better… lol.Oct 31, 2018, 8:21 PMBrett StevensEugenics now!Oct 31, 2018, 9:09 PMWilliam Viergeveris that Matt Lauer in the background??Oct 31, 2018, 11:58 PMBjorn MoritzHappy Halloween 🎃Nov 1, 2018, 2:56 AMNick DahlheimCurt Doolittle is such a great meme-character. I feel so warm and fuzzy and wanting to hug when I see these. Haha. 😆😉😜😝Nov 1, 2018, 2:58 AMCurt DoolittleOMG … ok. I really love this one. lolNov 1, 2018, 5:19 AMJennifer DeanI would rather not say, restore human sacrifice (especially considering, it never stopped but only went underground in the most vile forms)…rather, restore sacrifice of the inhuman.Nov 1, 2018, 4:21 PMHAPPY HALLOWEEN!

    (restore human sacrifice!)

    Seriously. It’s the time of year when you bring the animals down from the pasture, slaughter those you can’t feed, store the harvest for the winter, and welcome the winter and the dead back from their slumber. And to feed them, by burning the undesirables at the stake, to decrease the burden of winter costs 😉

    hugs all. 😉


    Source date (UTC): 2018-10-31 18:46:00 UTC

  • (Woman nagging me) “… I just told you” “Tell me again. Maybe this time I will

    (Woman nagging me)
    “… I just told you”
    “Tell me again. Maybe this time I will listen <laughter>”
    “… <exasperation>…”
    “It’s part of man-training: how to not listen to women. … It falls under Survival Skills.”


    Source date (UTC): 2018-10-27 13:11:28 UTC

    Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1056171524372205569