OPEN LETTER TO PROGRESSIVES
(satire)
An open letter from Anarcho Capitalists to Progressives
Hi.
You know, we like people who disagree with us. It’s really fun to debate. We are nerds after all. We love this stuff.
But, you know how you feel when Orthodox conservatives tell you something unscientifically, absolutely ridiculous? With a straight face? I mean, you can’t really hold an debate when science, reason, logic and fact go out the window. Just isn’t possible.
Well, we feel the same way when you Orthodox Totalitarian Humanists say something economically ridiculous. And, if you’re talking, it’s pretty much economically ridiculous. Really. We love you and all. But. I mean. BOTH of you are ridiculous. You orthodox progressives, AND the orthodox conservatives.
Now, a lot of libertarians are just as idealistic as you are. We have libertarians that think the world will someday wake up and agree with them; just like you think the world will agree with you, if ‘they only understood’. If they only “could see the light”.
But, you know, most of us libertarians actually understand that none of us are going to change our moral preferences. I mean, that’s what science and evidence tell us.
And so, given that none of us will change, we have this crazy idea that you can have your totalitarian government, and we can have our libertarian government, and if we do that, then we can get along just fine.
We just wonder one thing: why won’t you let us live like we want to, if we are willing to let you live like you want to?
It’s an honest question. Although, we kinda’ suspect we won’t get an honest answer. (Sorry, but we’re honest about this stuff.)
And we also suspect that we’re the ones holding the moral high ground. ‘Cause we don’t want to conquer you. But unless you let us live our lives the way we want to, then you just want to conquer us.
And we don’t think that’s moral, right, good, or nice.
Cheers.
Nerdy Anarcho Capitalist Libertarians Everywhere.
Source date (UTC): 2013-10-25 15:31:00 UTC