Humor
Me: (An absurd explanation for something)
Mother: “You’re such a liar!”
Me: “They aren’t lies if you don’t intend or expect anyone to believe them.”
Her: “But, how do you come up with them so fast”
Me: “Years of practice with girlfriends, wives, employees, and nosy ppl.” π https://twitter.com/curtdoolittle/status/1466865791819788289
Source date (UTC): 2021-12-03 21:02:19 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1466875467596771328
https://twitter.com/curtdoolittle/status/1466865791819788289