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September 12th, 2018 9:09 AM

From James Santagata:

Imagine we are like a GTA simulation and before bed kids are trying to play one more segment

Davey: “okay, I’m doolittle.”

Lisa: “why you always get to be doolittle!”

Davey: “well, i got here first. you can be krugman”

Lisa: “i hate krugman!!!”

Mom: “kids stop fighting. davey let lisa be doolittle and you can be krugman”

Lisa: “i hate krugman, okay”

Davey: “how about pinker?”

Lisa: “momma, why i always got be a ((()))? All they do is lie.

Doolittle throws molotovs and stuff.”

Then pappa steps into living room.

Pappa: “kids? What are you playing?”

Davey: “GTA earth. i’m doolittle and lisa is pinker.”

Pappa: “bwa hahahaha okay. one more session.”

Lisa: “who are you daddy?”

Pappa: “I think I’ll be taleb this time, just to fuck with pinker.”

And and kids cant play the ely harman character. he is on parental lock, NS-17 rating. M-17 or whatever it is for gaming.