( senior citizen torture: teaching my octogenarian mother how to operate her new car – including, that if she presses a button near the radio, and says “wipers on or wipers off” and the same for the lights the voice recognition will turn them on for her. She tries repeatedly and I say “hmm… must have trouble interpreting your voice. Try louder.” She catches on. I nearly lose consciousness from laughing so hard. She calls me lots of unkind names. I walk her to her condo, put her groceries away. Start laughing again. She gives me the finger. lolz…. I have to eventually learn that humans are not just pets, and that it isn’t nice to put tape on the cat’s feet either….. )