(FB 1548196383 Timestamp)
(Twisted Humor Via a Friend)
â??â??When a guy tells me he owns a gun, I’m like â??uh oh what’s wrong with your d_ck?”â??(Chick)
â??â??Last time I tried to use my d_ck on a home intruder I got in way more trouble. The cops were pretty upset, the intruder needed counseling, and Iâ??m on a list. â?¦ So, â?¦ just use a gun.”â??(Dude)