The Octogenarian Little Old Lady (criticizing): “Why is the current generation so ignorant?!”
Me: “They had to make the generations ignorant in order to perpetuate the lie of
Her: “What do marxism, feminism, and postmodernism have to do with the current generation being ignorant?!”
Me: “Marxism to undermine compromise between the classes with straw man of oppression; undermining the compromise between the genders with the straw man of oppression; undermining the compromise between different peoples with the straw man of oppression; No one was oppressed in history. economic necessity isn’t oppression. conformity produces discounts, and unconformity imposes costs, and our people have been the very best in human history at producing those discounts.”
Her: (Pause. Looking off into the distance.) “You think you’re so smart.”
Me: “It’s a curse. And I gotta’ put up with all of you every … single … day … . It’s exhausting.”
Her: (Head shaking).
Me: “Score!”