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(humor)
My little-old-lady mother: “You’re in your fifties and you act like you’re twenty-two. Are you ever going to grow up?”
Me? “Not if I’m both lucky and able.”
My little-old-lady mother: “You were a perfect boy, and I sent you to college and it was all downhill from there”.
(Translated: I raised a proper catholic schoolboy and sent him out in the world for slaughter, and he survived but that catholic schoolboy didn’t. – lolz Women always want to preserve infantilism because it is the only time in their lives that a woman is in control. )