Lolz: Comprehension requires similar units of measure… Your tape is too short.

—“All your statuses make you seem like you are drunk whenever i read them i hear a drunk man rambling”— Anon

I understand. Comprehension can only exist as a contract requiring specific performance by both parties. You cannot provide specific performance required of you. This merely means you are too stupid to understand. But do not feel bad. You are not special. There are a lot of stupid people.