(Humor) Empty Waiting room. Woman walks in. Sees me out of the corner of her eye

(Humor) Empty Waiting room. Woman walks in. Sees me out of the corner of her eye and is startled.
Me: “Sorry. Do I look scary?”
Her: “No. I was worried I’d trip and end up in your lap”
Me: “Oh. That might be nice. I’m getting older you know.”
Her: “Me too. Too old for that.”
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