(Humor) Hairdresser(Barber). Open door. Empty. Women in the back room. Me: “Hell

(Humor) Hairdresser(Barber). Open door. Empty. Women in the back room.
Me: “Hello ladies. No rush”
Her: “Do you have an appointment?”
Me: “No. I just dragged myself in off the street like the scoundrel I am.”
Her: (Pause) “Is that Curt????” Walks in. Hands on hips.
(laughter)