(diary)(humor) Conversation with my niece. Freshman in college. —“There’s some

(diary)(humor)

Conversation with my niece. Freshman in college.

—“There’s something seriously wrong with you”—

Yes. It’s true.

I like to get attention by saying and doing inappropriate things.

—“No”—

You see, the UNIVERSE needs BALANCE.

Harmony.

And so for every person like YOU,

we must have a person like ME to compensate.

See?

The wonders of nature!!!!!

—“No”—

Yes. See … It’s like Ying and Yang.

The better you are, the worse I need to be.

Otherwise the universe will fall out of balance.

Demons will be let loose from the depths.

Angels will fall from heaven.

The earth will crack and rend.

And the age of mankind will come to an end!!!

—“That’s complete BS”—

(silence) (i win.) (lol)