(relationship life) Getting up from bed, sleeping on the couch, because you have

(relationship life)
Getting up from bed, sleeping on the couch, because you have a cold or allergies and your ukrainian wife keeps making you roll over so you snore less. Then realizing that doing so is beyond her comprehension, as she totally loses it and nearly pulls out the kitchen knives because you don’t realize this ‘abandonment’ is about as insulting as possible to her femininity and value as a woman.

I have a bunch of these stories of how russian and ukrainian women expect men to behave in ways that are simply not how things are done in the states. 😉

Oh, and given that I’m hypergregarious and ‘play’ with humans as my primary form of entertainment, trying to make the waitress laugh is enough to get you killed in your sleep.