(diary, humor) Dr’s Office: Nurse: “smoke, ever?” Me: “no” Her: “alcohol?” Me: “

(diary, humor)
Dr’s Office:
Nurse: “smoke, ever?”
Me: “no”
Her: “alcohol?”
Me: “no”
Her: “recreational drugs?”
Me: “no” (pause)
Me: “I’ve only got two vices: working hard and pretty women, and you need the first to pay for the second”
Her: (Total loss of attention and composure)