(courtroom) Judge: “..and your date of birth?” Curt: “..can I subtract a few yea

(courtroom)
Judge: “..and your date of birth?”
Curt: “..can I subtract a few years?”
Judge: “There’s no one here but us. Don’t worry.”

Judge: “You passed the background check.”
Curt: “Hm… Obviously performed by the lowest bidder.”
(laughs)

I have to add comedy to a courtroom.