(humor) Grocery store. Woman with basket. Me: (clowning) “You wouldn’t mind if I

(humor) Grocery store. Woman with basket.
Me: (clowning) “You wouldn’t mind if I took one of those peanut butter cups would you?”
Her: ( pause ) “Well, you can have them all but you have to pay for them.”
Her Husband: (laughing) “Brave man to get between a woman and chocolate.”