(Humor) Little Old Lady: “So you’re going to vote early in the morning?” Me: (Wr

(Humor)
Little Old Lady: “So you’re going to vote early in the morning?”
Me: (Writing. Concentrating. Distracted.) “Yes”
Her: “Well if you’re going to vote for Trump, I’m going to hide your car keys.”
Me: (thinking a second) “Oh. I’ve joined the Wives and Daughters movement”
Her: “What’s that”
Me: “American men that tell their wives and daughters they’ll vote for Biden out of love for their wives and daughters.”
Her: (thinking)
Me: (deadpan)
Her: “You mean you’ll tell wives and daughters you’re voting for biden but really you’re voting for Trump? Right?”)
Me: “We don’t talk about fight club”
Her: “uh huh.” (pause) “Men….”
Me: “What? Men’s job is to make wives and daughters feel happy. It’s not to take you all seriously. That’d be crazy.”
Her: “unh… I give up.”
Me: (laughing)