(Messing with locals)
Neighbor. Woman. Elderly.
Her: “Hey. I thought I just saw you at the library?”
Me: “Every time you see a man that’s tall dark and handsome you think it’s me.”
Her: (stops dead in her tracks)
Me: (walks away laughing)
Source date (UTC): 2020-09-12 19:43:00 UTC
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